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water your plant

Lindsey: "So what did you do after?"
Hunter: "I watered my plant. Took forever to clean up."

"Do you clean up when you you water your plant?"
by linndsey<3 March 13, 2010
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renewing your dental plan

slang for masterbation....especially in females

some synonyms include...playing wheres waldo, walking down the red carpet, etc.

though it bares no real reference to anything sounding even remotely obscene, this phrase can be used among friends to talk about and/or mess with members of the opposite sex
1. shes really hot, id love to renew her dental plan

2. if you cant wait for me to come back, just renew your dental plan while you're lonely

3. if you renew your dental plan, can i watch?
by dirk lance August 15, 2005
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Take your plane to work day

The special day of taking a plane specifically a Boeing 747 into your preferred workspace on the 11th day of September each year. The most memorable sites was the World Trade Centre, Pentagon, A random Field in Pennsylvania and somewhere else I can't exactly remember.
Hey Jim! Did you know tomorrow is Take your plane to work day?
Jim: Sweet! I'll ask my Dad to let me fly his Boeing 747 into work!
by BigFatShlong69420 April 26, 2021
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Land your plane

The semi polite way to tell someone to shut up when they are rambling on about nothing of interest to you.
Clay continued to talk even tho meghan wasn’t listening to him anymore really.

You need to land your plane already, Clay.” Meghan told him.
by anonymous August 10, 2025
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Ha! If THAT isn't a Freudian slip I don't know what is!
Hym "Sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories? You're sitting in an air conditioned office and lying about the actual reason behind the drone strikes."
by Hym Iam December 3, 2025
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I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!

A term that when heard should inspire a sense of OH F**K... I'M ABOUT TO DIE :), it is NOT a sexual term, and essentially means the same as "I will kick your ass, and not in a good way", if delivered with proper intimidation can immediately shut down a bad situation.
person 1: (is stuck in an enclosed space)

person two: should i help him, Person C?

person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck

person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!
by abitchyyoutuber December 25, 2023
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