Polegasm

The feeling one pole dance/fitness enthusiast gets when she/he sees the perfect opportunity to publicly pole (street sign, tree, scaffolding, etc.).

Oh my goodness! Do you see that street sign? I'm going to have to do a trick before I have a polegasm!

by MzChristalG September 22, 2011

Ponygasm

The orgasmic squeal, often combined with hyperventilation, a little girl makes when one or both of her parents presents her with a pony.

Rich father one: So I gave little Portia her first pony the other day
Rich father two: Did she have a ponygasm?
Rich father one: A ponygasm? What's that??
Rich father two: She gave this orgasmic squeal and started to hyperventilate, it's great. Chloe had a ponygasm when I gave her first pony, too.

by CommanD'OH February 3, 2010

phonejam

the combination of earwax, sweat and dirt that builds up around the edges and in the depressions of your mobile phone or its case.

man, I haven't cleaned my case in months, it's almost black with phonejam.

by dankhaddock January 7, 2012

phonepamper

To pamper a person via a telephone.

While talking to Wanda A. tonight, she complained of a knot in her shoulder. I decided to Phonepamper her to brighten her evening.

by Mark A. Capozzelli March 1, 2017

popegasm

A popegasm is what a smattering of nuns will engage in after the zombocolypse. Generally, popegasms are defined as being very light, although there are a few cases of heavy and even overdone popegasm.

"After the zombocolypse, the smattering of nuns engaged in light popegasm." - Tim Defrag

by Jeebus McChrist May 2, 2006

ponegasm

Alternate, more memetic spelling of ponygasm

Horsefucker 1: *browsing deviantart* Dude these ponies are cute af
Horsefucker 2: Put dooown the chrome tabs m8
Horsefucker 1: I have to hug them all, they're too cuuute.
Horsefucker 2: Don't have a ponegasm man.
Horsefucker 1: *squeeeeeeing horse noises*

by caucow June 12, 2018

Phonogamy

The act of talking on the phone extensively or intimately with a person of another gender while married. Typically unknown to the spouse.

Even tho she's married to Mike, she and l still talk on the phone regularly. She's a phonogamist, or into phonogamy. We have a phonogamous relationship.

by flipwerd March 30, 2011