Pensacola Pez Dispenser

When you stuff Plan B under your foreskin and have your date perform fellatio.

I don’t have to worry about raw dogging Rita, because we started off with the Pensacola Pez Dispenser.

by MrPklz December 19, 2023

pensacola pin stripe

Slang term for describing or acknowledging an underboob tattoo

That stripper was inked up with a fresh Pensacola Pin Stripe

by FeloniusMunk May 4, 2024

Pensacola Pit Lizard

The act of hooking up with multiple race car drivers with the hopes of getting small fame.

She’s always at the track. She must be a Pensacola pit lizard.

by TCB52 April 7, 2025

Pensacola Water Balloon

When an uncircumcised guy rolls up his foreskin and pees in it, filling the foreskin up like a water balloon.

He needed to urinate, so he gave himself the Pensacola Water Balloon.

by GatorBoy87 November 2, 2025

Pinacoladaberg

The song written and performed by Coconut Pete that Jimmy Buffett ripped off when he recorded Margaritaville.

From the movie Club Dread

"Play Margaritaville!"
"I think you mean Pinacoladaberg."
"No, Margaritaville!"
"I THINK you mean Pinacoladaberg."

by Pinacoladaberg Resident November 5, 2006

penjaculation

Simultaneous penetration and ejaculation

It was the worst sex ever with Troy. It was over before it even started. He suffers from penjaculation.

by Mikki B July 13, 2018

penacular

Penis spectacular! Or spectacular like a penis. Well, at least mine. Nah, I'm just kidding. Or am I?

1. I won the lottery today. This is frickin penacular!

by Niggacynzki December 31, 2007