I do not wanna get peed on

Another way to say "I don't want you guys getting pissed off at me".
Piss = Pee

Therefore it would be "I do not wanna get peed on".

Guy1: OH, NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!
Guy2: Please! I really didn't mean it! I do not wanna get peed on!!

by Bloop6 December 31, 2021

I Peed in your mom Vachina

A lego league of legends player has gotten more vachina than you.
Has 2 side chads to emphasize the peeing of the insides a vachina of which your mother owns

Me - “Hey what did you do to my mom?”
Lego guy - “I peed in your mom vachina?”

by Bollocks Mcartny Jr. August 23, 2021

She thought she came but she peed on the dick

Use this sentence when someone does an action they think is bossy or putting someone in their place, but in reality, they cringed themselves. Synonym for "she thought she ate." Originated from a CupcaKke lyric.

"She really fucked up that presentation, but she thinks she did well."

"Damn, she thought she came but she peed on the dick."

by zaralarrssonstan69696 July 20, 2022

pee peed

pee pee is when you fall on ur ass

ah shoot i just pee peed

by a guy that is ga... February 16, 2022

PEED

Official name for a ditto Pokémon

That's a ditto! No that's a PEED

by 4amclub December 23, 2024

almost peed my pants

APMP Much better than lol, which everyone denigrates as "I'm not laughing, they are not laughing." At least use this until something better comes along. I got the idea watching a gif of the guy who gets the peanuts from the girl in the bar after she has sucked all the chocolate off of them. Made my day.

When that giraffe jumped over the SUV, I almost peed my pants. (I am sure you can do much better.)

by lawaimike December 16, 2016

Dis-a-peed

To leave a group or conversation by claiming or actually using the restroom, then not returning, to avoid boring or otherwise unwanted situations.

Guy 1: Dude, where did Steve go?
Guy 2: I dunno, he said he was going piss like twenty minutes ago.
Guy 1: That douche Dis-a-peed on us!

by M_C_Kracken! May 24, 2011