pat the bat

the best player in baseball... a modern day babe ruth

"Pat the Bat is God"

by Hank Cassa May 13, 2006

The Weave Pat

when a female (commonly black) pats her head on a designated area that itches but can't scratch it because of her weave.

sally: why is La'Quishraniqua hitting herself in the head?
courtney: oh don't mind her she's doing the weave pat

by bredron January 22, 2012

Pat the Shroomish

Patting the most adorable Pokemon ever, Shroomish.

I pat the Shroomish almost everyday.

by I Love Shroomish June 14, 2023

Don't Pat The Table

A general expression which when translated means "don't punch my testicles."

Tom, don't pat the table.

by Evetsmeat June 10, 2018

the weave pat

The act of patting simething that itches, but mustn't -- under any circumstances -- be scratched.

e.g. a hair weave or a fresh tattoo.

God damn this tattoo is itchy! When will it end?!

Just give it the weave pat, sweetie.

by Wonderella September 10, 2012

To Be Pat The Rice

To be from Baraute in Abitibi
To Have a Dumb Blonde girlfriend

Patrice Lamarche

by Bob June 17, 2003

Pat-the-Man

the action of grabbing anothers crotch in order to determine the gender of a suspected she-male.

I couldn't tell if he/she was a man or a woman so I had to pull a Mick Dundee and "Pat-the-Man "

by MO ODUM December 17, 2008