fart parcels

When you walk about a room or area making lots of little farts one after the other while you walk.

"Oops, I've been leaving little fart parcels all around this room!"

by jambags38 September 26, 2011

Parcel arse

When someone has a parcel arse it means it’s either lumpy or like a parcel

Hew looka that lass with tha parcel arse

by Gaybou July 26, 2021

Parcel

Parcel: A UK street-slang term used by drug dealers and users to describe a large quantity of drugs, sometimes packaged discreetly to avoid detection. A parcel can range from soft to hard drugs and is often smuggled domestically or internationally, and sometimes even hidden inside a person’s body. The term is frequently used by inner-city county line gangs as a code word to avoid detection by the authorities when discussing drug deals in public or over the phone, especially when transporting drugs from big cities to rural areas.

Lee: Frank, did you hear about that bloke who got five years jail time ? The police were chasing, and he threw a parcel over someone's garden fence the other day, Bruv?

Frank: A parcel? What, was he a dodgy postman or something bruv ?

Lee: No, you muppet! It was a parcel of drugs! A kilo of coke, you Muppet LOL.

Frank: Right get you know bruv LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 3, 2025