proud as punch

Believed to come from the English punch and Judy show that was popular at all seaside resorts. The character Punch was a proud fellow who would never admit to being wrong. This puppet character was in fact a bully with total disrespect for the law and family values. He often threw the baby out of the pram. See any listing for punch & Judy or Punch & Judy show.

The expression Proud as Punch was originally a derogatory term but slowly was reduced to expressing how someone was feeling.

1, Little Johnny was as Proud as Punch that he won the race.

2, Tom came in tonight as proud as punch that Mary agreed to be his wife.

by Steve & April June 11, 2006

Proud Boys

A cult of white supremacists who believe that President Donald Trump should be the dictator of the United States. Many Proud Boys are involuntary celibates; therefore, being romantically or sexually rejected by one's crush puts one at a heightened risk of joining the Proud Boys. This alt-right domestic terrorist group refers to supporters of left-wing politics as "Antifa", which is an umbrella term for woke people who recognize that women have the right to make decisions over their own bodies and that people can love whoever they want and identify however they like. Many Proud Boys are gun owners (read: would-be mass shooters) and spread memes on conservative porn app iFunny.

Student #1: Bruh, I'm afraid to return to school after Christmas break.
Student #2: Why?
Student #1: The Proud Boys are probably gonna shoot up schools across the country when Trump is forced to concede!
Student #2: Fear not, for our school's windows are made of bulletproof glass.

by The Fandom King December 20, 2020

Proud of you

Where you mean something so much and just want the to know how much they work it is a short but very powerful meaning

I am proud of you

by Sweetsalty June 9, 2019

Proud Pile

Proud Pile; noun- The amount of fecal matter poopthat protrudes above the mean water level in a toilet after a bowel movement. Usually associated with a visual measurement such as 1 to 2 inches and indicates a unusually large volume of mud. Some even become excited and want to share the news with close friends.

Wow, that all you can eat buffet that I ate at last night just netted me 2 1/2 inches of Proud Pile!

Hey Tom, I just left an inch of Proud Pile in the the 3rd stall on the left; beat that!

by Dave and Norm January 19, 2008

Proud Boys

Right Wing dorks who participate in LARPING events with left wing dorks ANTIFA. Proud Boys usually travel in packs of ex-frat boys wearing black and yellow polos while arming themselves with MAGA hats, cardboard shields and broad swords. Proud Boys spend their off time looking for meaning-full employment, testing masculinity by watching gay porn in a group setting and listening to the Dave Matthews band. Proud Boys are said to be seen with their girlfriends the Proud Boy's Girls but as of this writing this cannot be confirmed.

BC: l'll be in Portland this weekend. I heard the Proud Boys will be there. Should be easy to fuck their girlfriends while they are of protesting.

KC: Hahaha The Proud Boys don't have any girlfriends.

by Cornhole Barbie August 18, 2019

Proud Meat

When a guy holds his dick with both hands, whatever hangs over is proud meat.

Man, I got me three inches of proud meat.

by Harry January 15, 2004

proud quit

Opposite of rage quit when someone beats you at a online game or games and you demand a rematch and quits.

shadowXhedgeDdog151: You got me good dude wanna play again?

Proud quitter: Nah you suck no0b!

Proud quitter has left the game.

shadowXhedgeDdog151: Fuck.

by ParallelDude December 15, 2013