Ponfakejumping is an advanced strategy used in the mc hypixel arena brawl gamemode where a player feigns jumping from a ledge. This is done by running towards a ledge and jumping, but instead of falling, redirecting their momentum backwards such that they stay up and an opponent chasing might fall.
Player 1: Everybody look, I'm going to ponfakejump! *ponfakejumps*
*Hysterical Laughter* I PONFAKEJUMPED
Surrounding voice call members: *Chaotic choking on air*
*Hysterical Laughter* I PONFAKEJUMPED
Surrounding voice call members: *Chaotic choking on air*
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