Porter

(verb) When you are having sex and then your partner's dad walks in and makes you suck his dick before he goes to work.

My dad just gave my partner a long-lasting porter!

by Your dad is hella cute June 15, 2018

Porter

Porter is an idiot and is super dumb. He is cocky and brags a lot. He loves to play Fortnite and is a giant virgin.

Porter won a victory royal!

by JustTellingYouTheTruth January 9, 2019

Porter

He is kind of shy but once you get to know him, he is open and talkative. He is EXTREMELY athletic and flexible.

PORTER IS SOOOOOO HOT

by Aubree Laurel November 20, 2017

Porter

To completely miss a shot in basketball. Usually not within 7.5 feet.

I totally portered that shot.

by Random50000 May 10, 2018

Porter

Porter is usally a great person who is full of humer, he will always make you laugh no matter what. He has beautiful eyes and when ever you look at hkm its hard to look away. If you ever get yourself a Porter you should remind yourself about how lucky you are.He will always listen and is so nice and funny and will care about you so much.

Me "I literally will never love anyone besides my Porter"

You " I want someone like him in my life"

Me "You'll find your Porter one day"

by P and M forever October 22, 2018

Porter

He is so lit fam

That man is porter

by Abe274728 December 31, 2018

Porter

He is the coolest person put of a group of four that is working on a project about the ottoman empire.

wow ur like a porter

by Gordan ramsay May 3, 2019