pita

portuguese slang for vagina

A tua pita e grande e cheira a peixe.

Your vagina is big and smells like fish.

by rui costa June 18, 2006

Pita

(Pronounced:Pee-Tuh).Pain in the ass. Used to define the ones who annoy us most and get on our last nerves.

My mom is such a Pita. Whenever im on the phone with a lady, she convieniently makes it her business to call me, can you believe that!?

by k-Sleeze November 2, 2008

Pita

Stands for "Pain In The Ass"

Used for people who are just a pain in your ass.

He drives me crazy! He's such a Pita!

You're a pita!

by Pitasgf April 29, 2009

pita

Pita..Pain In The Ass

Joo can be a real pita

by Dread Pirate Roberts March 27, 2004

Pita

Pita originated from a day where a girl was almost murderer whilst texted her friend and misspelled pits

Sexy girl whilst texting her sexy friend, "my pita smell so bad rn"

Sexy friend, " let me in ur asshole now"

by Crack heads under my window August 1, 2018

Pita

A Pita is a Son Of A Bitch, but spoken differently

Martim: Johnny, you are such a Pita!

Johnny: No, you

by _BIG_MIKE_21 December 3, 2019

pita

pita-

1) p.i.t.a; pain in the ass

2) someone who doesn't know when the eff to shut it(:

3) george w. bush

4) sarah palin

5) miley cyrus

6) rihanna;

7) angelina jolie

"your acting like a pita"

"she's being a little pita!"

by &roni; hollaaa(: April 11, 2009