petting the pussy

female masturbation

Sandra couldn't answer the door because she was busy petting the pussy.

by joni September 20, 2003

Petting the White Rhino

a slang term used for doing cocaine through the rectum.

"Dave Breedlove likes Petting the White Rhino while on holiday in Caracas."

by Cris Cotner May 28, 2008

Petting the eagle

Using American-based imagery to get consumers to purchase your product.

I've seen a lot of corporations petting the eagle since September 11th.

by The Commadore September 29, 2008

Petting a Unicorn

Masturbating. The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.

I could not sleep last night so ended up Petting a Unicorn.

by Baba Bizzle June 24, 2017

petting the pussy

Female masturbation.

Is Shelby going out tonight?
No, I think she is reading 50 Shades of Grey and petting the pussy.

by pussypetter6969 April 5, 2019

Petting my peeve

Another way to say “my pet peeve.” Leaves the phrase sounding a little provocative if you will or if one is so inclined open to interpretation.

Dang it ! shes really petting my peeve tonight!

by Estefuny?yes July 27, 2020

petting zoo

A strip club that lets you touch the strippers

-yo man, how was that new strip club you went to last night?
-dude, I couldn't even touch the girl I dropped $500 on. Next time I'm gonna make sure it's a petting zoo before I go!

by CSCC September 11, 2012