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paolo is a kid who is dumb stupid he makes me cry and hes dumb and stupid i hate him hes right next to me and he smells like shit what a dumbass he also likes to many girls to count but hes a fucking loser
i fucking hate paolo
paolo by deeznuts6969420420 May 9, 2022
Paolo is a very handsome man hes muscular and determined he may be short but hes a fucking god who pulls bitches 10x more than u can think of. He has a 135 inches COCK

that is travelling a light year's distance and is insanely based. Hes a humorous person, he makes all his homies giggle and combust. MAD RESPECT... Hes not only all that but hes FREAKING SUBMISSIVE AND BREADABLE, paolo's can never go on a day without getting dicked down by his homies. Hes a total freak. Paolo, ballin' as a CEO with stacks on stacks, got the charm to swoop in and steal your girl in a hot minute.
Person1: Yo, is that Paolo over there?
Person2: Yeah, he makes me hard.
Person1: Oh yeah, he's my boo thang.
Paolo by horsecunt March 19, 2024
A nerdy person who’s life completely revolves around school and theirs fathers money
That kid there is such a Paolo
Paolo by Djrjrjjr April 29, 2024

paolo san pedro 

1. These kooks have no idea what being PAOLO SAN PEDRO is. PAOLO SAN PEDRO is when you've gone beyond radical, beyond extreme, it's balls out danger, & or perfection, & or skill or all of that combined.
2. PAOLO SAN PEDRO is the coolest kind of PAOLO.
3. PAOLO SAN PEDRO used when a conversation goes silent
-That was fucking PAOLO SAN PEDRO man, that dudes head flew off.

-Dude let's go drinking then go totally PAOLO SAN PEDRO.

Man 1: That dude just shitstomped the pachuli's out of Gino.
Man 2: Woah! PAOLO SAN PEDRO!!!

paolo nutini

Paolo Nutini is a scottish singer who has made hits such as 'Jenny Dont Be Hasty' and 'New Shoes'.
Signed on to the Atlanta Record label, he released his first single 'These Streets' as a free download in 2006.
Now with his album 'These Streets', paolo is getting recognition for not only his voice but also his charity work. In July 2007 he was awarded The Golden St. Christopher medal for his work towards his contribution to Barga (In Italy) and its people.
Paolo Nutini is perfect:
He has an amazing voice
amazing accent
and amazing hair.
that boys a looker!
paolo nutini by chelseyy; January 3, 2008

paolo valisari 

A bitch ass Italian singer in "The Lizzie Mcguire Movie" who tried to frame Isabella for lip syncing when he was the one who was lip syncing. Isabella and Lizzie destroyed his career because he was a fake ass bitch.
"Sergei: Paolo Valisari cannot sing music. Now he must face music."