L-I-M-P

A person who has nothing going for them, who feeds off other people. Can't support their kids or even themselves, who is a lying, cheating and conniving individual.

Girl, did you finally get rid of that L-I-M-P?

Who, Matt?

by Knight009 July 12, 2017

z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a

The actual real way to spell the phonetic alphabet.

The backwards way to spell the phonetic alphabet is not the way it is listed originally. They have interjected an additional ghi into the correct way of spelling it which is

z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a

And not

z y x w c u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a

by Whatsit2yaa May 4, 2022

q a z p l m

when your more bored than a dead dead man so you think, I’ve done qazplm, but what if I do it with spaces!?

BRO, Q A Z P L M IS ON THE URBAN DICTIONARY “WOAH DUDE, SICK”

by Howdoidothis August 5, 2022

P&M

puhata ja mängida

-I'm a fan on P&M podcast.
-What does it stand for?
-Puhata ja Mängida
-Meaning?
-Chill and Play

by caubert November 4, 2020

S-I-M-P

S-I-M-P, also spelled like SIMP, Simp or S.I.M.P Stands for Squirrels In My Pants. A very useful word, which made its debut in a song

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

by The one with a lot of adobe September 26, 2020

P&M

Being alone and horny on a Friday night.

Matt: Jeff, are you planning on getting laid tonight?
Jeff: No matt. Just like that Hanson song says... It's my Penis & Me (P&M) tonight.

by Applejackmeoff March 11, 2019

E. M. P. M. D. R. R. P.

Erotic, Mentally Painful, Moist, Drunk, Rape, Role, Play

When engaged in involuntary erotic roleplay while under the influence by someone online while in Virtual Reality.

I saw someone engaged you in EMPMDRRP last night while you were passed out in the Black Cat on VRChat. E. M. P. M. D. R. R. P.

by WrittenWroten August 22, 2021