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Ouija fucking

The act of putting a dildo on a Ouija board and fucking it in hopes of making the demons come out.
Mike : I tipped this camgirl so she would do a hot Ouija fucking.
Chris: Did she get a big dildo on the Ouija board?
Mike: Yes, it was a massive black one. And she fucked it till the demons came out bro.
by lillbutz October 20, 2021
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Ouija board

a VERY bad thing to play with. Basiclly, its a game that allows its players to contact the dead on the otherside. With a board with numbers and letters on it,you use a mover called a "planchette" that helps the spirit spell out the words that its trying to talk to you with.

be a good christian and stay away from this load of satanic crap, the only thing that will come out of it is: a house full of bad spirits, people getting hurt,or (from what i heard) loosing your SANITY!!! Also,the only people that use this are stupid people who dont know what they are doing,and satan worshipers.
A ouija board is the most stupidest game ever invented on this earth. But the most stupidest thing about it, is all of the money people wasted on this thing!!!!!
by ballala2003 June 11, 2006
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Ouija board

It's Satanic!

No Christian should ever mess with this utter piece of crap!

No one else should either - if they're smart!
by later yo January 5, 2005
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Ouija Board

Sexual slang referring to the act of two men, each making their right arms numb. Then with the lights off they begin to stealthily jack each other off to a spooky and mysterious orgasm.
Jeff: Are you moving it?
Matt: I'm not moving it, are you moving it?
Jeff: Well, I'm not moving it so you... Oh god I came.
Actual conversation between Fat and Juff giving each other a Ouija board.
by BIGtrainMcKAIN December 13, 2010
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ouija board

An object of power that has given me great amounts of success in my love life, job, social life and schooling.
May the evil spirits infest you life and allow them to suck you into Ansem's darkness. You'll love it more than god, (as if she exists). Ouija, go out and create Chaos Emporer Dragon and Yata-Garasu. Mmm hmm... YES MASTER!!
by m0p1ka January 26, 2005
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Ouija Macc

An American rapper and Juggalo. He makes amazing fucking music! Founder of Chapter 17 records. Overall a funny and sweet guy❤️
Me: Have you heard of Ouija Macc?
Them: No who is that?
Me: Omg listen to this shit
by Chapter17 March 7, 2022
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Ouija-board management

A style of management whereby the project as a whole is slowly moving in one direction or another, but when asked who is in charge (and by extension who is to blame for the slow progress) all hands come off the board, all progress stops and no one individual is to blame.
When asked how the new project was going Joe replied "With the Ouija-board management going on I am surprised we have accomplished this much"
by Conroe100 September 23, 2017
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