One Handed Burrito

Receiving a hand job from a taco bell employee

I went to taco bell and order the one handed burrito

by JDC171 August 19, 2016

one-handed Myspacing

The duel activity of switching back and for forth between Myspace in one window and pornographic images in another. Also works with AIM, Facebook or any other social group.

Dwayne Danglewood: Dude that comment you posted last night made no sense! Were you drunk or something?

Eric Shen: No I was doing a little one-handed Myspacing.

by Alec Verdegen February 21, 2008

one handed slimer

When some bitch has the audacity to walk in and interrupt you while you're jerking off, and doesn't have the common courtesy to help you finish, so you finish on your own in your hand and slap her in her cunt face.

Did you hear why D'Rell got grounded? He gave his mom a one handed slimer.

by Chrispy Brown October 31, 2014

One hand on the binoculars

A phrase to insinuate that someone (usually male) was watching someone else through binoculars - already in creepy stalker territory - but was also doing so while masturbating.

Hey girl, I saw you across the street yesterday!

Yeah - with one hand on the binoculars!

by Bobstafarian June 22, 2010

One Handed Bandit

A woman with only one available hand that works as a hairdresser. You often feel overwhelmed with fear that she'll do a crappy job, and frankly it ruins your day.

Jon: Hey Bill! How'd you like your haircut?
Bill: I dunno Jon, I had the damn one handed bandit working today...
Jon: Fuck...

by Bulletmunchr December 17, 2007

one hand check

Way for a guy to quickly judge the size of a girl's breasts by quickly grabbing one breast.

Dude, I gave Amelia the one hand check. I thought she was a C but it turns out she's def a D!

by yettimatt September 17, 2011

one handed computing

Using only the mouse to browse the kind of sites that require the other hand free for something else ;)

The wife is in a mood - looks like I'll be doing some one handed computing tonight

by BubaMan January 29, 2014