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devil's omelet 

what ya get when your woman neglects to tell ya she is on her period during cunnilingus.
i love my girl, but i had no idea a devil's omelet was gonna be on the menu.
devil's omelet by oldbooksmell April 22, 2011
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Louisiana Omelette

When a whole fresh egg gets placed deep inside a girls vagina and then a guy fucks her until the egg breaks. The guy goes down on the girl to suck out all of the egg shells and egg whites/yolk. A frying pan is placed below the girl to collect the egg white/yolk during the sex and while the guy sucks the rest out. When the girl is all empty, you fry up the egg in the pan and then bon appetite.
Person 1: Yo, did you eat already?
Person 2: Hell yeah. I just had a louisiana omelette.

Person 1: Are you ok? You are walking weird...
Person 2: Not really...I just got louisiana omeletted....
Louisiana Omelette by ChefMan September 15, 2011

Denver Omelette 

The act of vomiting while eating out a particularly dirty vagina, then continuing until completion.
A;'Dude, I met up with this chick on a camping trip, I ate her pussy on like her fourth day of hiking and not showering!'

B;'That's fucking nasty, did she smell?'

A;'Fuck yeah, I ended up giving her a Denver Omelette!'
Denver Omelette by pFinneganr April 8, 2009

Chocolate Omelet 

Before or after sexual intercourse... The act of defocating between a morbidly obese person's pockets of fat, (commonly known as "rolls") then proceeding to obtain a firm grasp on the pockets and compress them to flatten the fecal matter into a shallow, semi-spherical, "omelet" of turd.
Nasty Fuck1: "Dude, that bitch was so fucking fat, after I fucked her senseless I decided to give her a specialty chocolate omelet. And seeing as I'm such a master chef, I served it up hot and the greasy cunt slurped it down without a second glance."

Nasty Fuck2: "Holy shit! Thats almost as bad as a chocolate ninja! She's a keeper. :)"
Omeed is a weirdly productive procrastinator. He is very smart, but not smart at all. He is proud of where he comes from, even if it is the middle of no where. He has peculiar interests. He is a good friend.
Omeed is so cool He is the quintessence of ______.
Omeed by anonymous September 29, 2021

brown omelette 

When one person poops into his/her hand and rubs it into partners vagina.
My girlfriend slapped me after I gave her a brown omelette.
brown omelette by HermanButt December 2, 2017