Wipe my ass with it

When you can perform a task with no difficulties

Dude I'm stuck with maths can you help?
Yeah cool, let me wipe my ass with it.

by Genial1232 April 18, 2015

Always on my ass

It means to annoy or be on someone constant or always behind your back and it's mean to do that.

My Teacher is always on my ass that I didn't turn in my project last week.

by Bikerninja1997 July 10, 2018

byte my ass

What you may wish to suggest to an IT geek such as the Geek Wads at Best Buy when they fuck up your computer setup or can’t communicate their way out of a paper bag about what they did because they are such emotionally deficient techie nerds.

Byte my ass you disrespectful little techie cretin!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 26, 2019

burns my ass

burns my ass to be highly annoyed or pissed off

my neighbor turning his dogs loose in my yard to shit really burns my ass

by blueskypanda June 23, 2020

SHIT IN MY ASS

A harsh alternative to POOP IN MY BUTT. Used only in the direst, most pressing of predicaments.

-Dude. Last night you got so drunk you made out with your sister and everyone took video of it and now it's all over the internet.
-SHIT IN MY ASS

by mirmironthewall November 28, 2009

chaps my ass

An expression used to indicate strong annoyance at someone or something, a stonger expression than "frosts my balls."

Getting served stale sweet tea really fucking chaps my ass.

by harry flashman July 23, 2003

eat my ass

An insult. Bastardization of 'eat me' and 'kiss my ass'.

I told the fucker to go get a spoon and eat my ass.

by gomer May 6, 2003