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ODH (Old Dick Head) Syndrome

Usually occurs in men 65 or older.
Symptoms include:
- Wearing of cargo shorts, Skechers and New Balance shoes. -Food stains on all shirts. -The uncontrollable urge to share medical conditions with total strangers. -A sudden, frozen gaze. Mouth agape(drool sometimes present) as if they have no freaking idea of where they are. -Experts on all things: Politics, driving directions,grilling, etc. -Often forget why they are in the bathroom.

ODH wives usually die before them, out of pure desire.

This leads to the ODH usually being found dead, due to starvation, in filthy clothing.

If you suspect you are near an ODH: Don't make eye contact. Never, ever ask, "How ya doin'?"
"That guy told me about his bowel movements for 20 minutes. He must have ODH (Old Dick Head) Syndrome"
by The Natrona Jackhammer July 16, 2024
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Old boot leather pulled over a mannequins head

a girls face that's leathered from excessive makeup or tanning
That broads face looks like old boot leather pulled over a mannequins head
by JP408 June 29, 2007
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Old headz

Mentors, community stake holders that's been in the hood for a minute. Have presence in the community. Well respected and known in the hood. Always sharing about back in the day and reminiscing.
I sit with my old headz on the steps and talk about back and the day.
by Urb dweller March 13, 2010
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Old Heads

The guys that can drink and smoke more than most buhls can. If one voms, he is demoted to "young buhl."
Jack: You wanna try to smoke with the old heads tonight?
Nolan: C'mon you know we both young buhls. There's no way they finna let us.
by Old Head Jake April 18, 2018
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Oldhead Central

A party or gathering containing large amounts of oldheads
Damn they said it was a 80's party but everyone in there is 40 and up. Its like oldhead central in there
by dawurss2 March 28, 2010
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oldhead

(adj.) Someone who is older than you (male)
Used in philly.
That's my oldhead Mike right there.
by nwp July 3, 2005
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Oldhead

A phrase used to attack anyone with an opinion.
"50 Cent is better than NBA YoungBoy..."

"OLDHEAD XD LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"
by Mileyjonesthepizzafan September 9, 2022
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