Sexual Offenderman

An online persona of a sexual rapist slenderlike creature. He will give you any rose of your favorite color if known to him and if taken that person will be his next victim. He was first created as another way of avoiding the sexual content put out by people for slenderman and takes the place. Arc was the original creator of "offender" to be used by the general internet.

"Oh my , my super powerful oc would TOTALLY kill Sexual Offenderman if he ever tried to get her!"
"No fangirl...no"

"I want Sexual Offenderman to give me BABIES"
"Jesus C-NO NOT POSSIBLE HES A SLENDER MONSTER"

"Sexual Offenderman is really expandable and fun to draw!"
"Exactly!"

by Isplr February 11, 2017

first time offence

Someone's first time having sex. AKA loss of virginity.

GUY: OH was it her first time offence?

ME: Ye I guess you could say i'm a first time offender

by BerzerkGOAT February 14, 2017

Offendicitis

The Disease of taking offense for anything and everything told

My friend has an acute case of offendicitis. He even takes offense at this entry.

by r!sk January 31, 2012

recreationally offended

the action of actively seeking societal issues that may or may not cause frustration or resentment.

Mike is such a recreationally offended douche, he's always on Gawker looking for reasons to be pissed off.

by challbruh August 5, 2015

hobbitual sex offender

One who screws not only someone who is too young,but also really really short.

Eli:Did you hear? Chads having sex with that 4'1" 17 year old again.

Daniel:He's such a Hobbitual Sex offender.

by It's Eli Dawg! April 30, 2010

Offensive Meme

An offensive meme is a branch of internet meme that has no limits or rules, and therefore any criticism that it is subject to is nullified as long as it is branded an 'Offensive Meme.'

It's an offensive meme, and my private story is called offensive memes. No boundaries here, boomer.

by RoyceTarantino December 19, 2019

Bobuk offensive philosophy

Offensive philosophy. Control the clock but don’t be afraid to make the big play. Ground and pound on first down with the Stallion. 2 and 6-longer looking to get the ball into the hands of JK underneath or over the top to Nas. Your checkdowns are to Batman or young CJ. No need for Angelo to be busting ass running routes when he’s a dominant pass protector. 3rd and short which we shouldn’t ever be in anyway if we ain’t giving it to Ang then wtf are we thinking? The man can easily average five yards a clip even if he gotta bounce it outside. Run the damn ball between the tackles is a damn straight priority. That’s how you win games bc if y’all can’t stop that then you might as well quit. Make it easy for the QB give him good protection, basic reads, make sure he’s never on his ass. With that theory we’re beating Moon dominating Penn Hills and getting into a shootout with Peters. But nope. God forbid Goater gotta call QB fucking power twenty times a fucking game.

Bobuk offensive philosophy is cheeks

by Easy Muther fuckin E May 20, 2020