nut sack empathy

The painful empathetic feeling a man gets in his nuts, while watching another man get a nut shot.

A: *watches someone get sacked in the nuts*
B: *cups balls in pain of watching the poor sap get sacked in the nuts*
C: "hey why are you holding your nuts, you'd didn't get sacked"
B: "I feel it though bro, I'm feeling that nut sack empathy"

by emlescure August 28, 2017

New Zealand nut sack

When a bag of nuts, preferably from New Zealand, is hurled at your nuts at a sickening speed, causing you to drop to your knees while simultaneously grabbing your testicles and screaming profanity.

Did you see yesterday when I threw that New Zealand nut sack directly at that guys nut sack. He fell to ground cursing his ass off and he was holding his nuts for five minutes.

by Slimmy Meerkat December 3, 2013

Tic Tac for the Nut Sack

Gold Bond Medicated Powder (Green Bottle)

Need a pick me up, try a tic tac for the nut sack.

by LoudEgo August 9, 2006

the tit's nut sack

The very very best

Heavily disputed debates have concluded that Rolls-Royce is indeed the tit's nut sack of the automobile industry.

by dr fjord October 17, 2013

Nine Inch Nut sack

a nut sack that is nine inches or someone who has recently lost a lot of weight and their excess skin resembles that of a nut sack

Joe: Wow have you seen Lisa lately?
Justin: Yeah i heard she lost a lot of weight.
Joe: Yup she looks pretty good except for the nine inch nut sacks hangin off her arms.

by Capt Baker February 26, 2010

empty nut sack

A pathetic person with no balls.

My boss is an empty nut sack. He can not stand up or defend for any of his employees to his boss.

by Nucleusone December 1, 2013

deep fried nut sack

A nut sack that is so filthy it appears to be deep fried, hence the term deep fried but sack son!

Dude I just ran out of the locker room to get away from that old mans deep fried nut sack kid!

by Jizzin balls deep March 25, 2014