Numero Dos

When somone has to take a raging shit very quickly or else they will explode in their pants.

Hence the saying "numero dos andele!"

- Stated by Nick Swardson's character Jeff in the 2006 comedy film Grandma's Boy.

- Geez, I've got to take a righteous dump. Numero dos!

by Jacktheripper199555 January 2, 2012

numez

1.IQ below 50
2.Homosexual or enjoys sexual relations with animals.
3.Lacks skill in any area.

Omg, that retarded guy is such a numez
EWW, Numez is fucking sheep again!
WTF, u couldnt even do it with that much help? u lame numez!

by yomummassofat April 22, 2005

Numenor

Numenor was a heavy metal band that existed around 2004. They gained a huge following in and around Dunfermline, Scotland with the hit single 'Hold'. This song was fast paced but the lyrics suggested a slightly depressing life story was being told and so 'Numenor' can be used to describe someone who is still working a fast paced life but who is also, to some extent depressed.

1. Hey man, you're looking a little Numenor right now.
2. That girl over there seems a little Numenoretic.
3. I feel like i'm a little Numenored these days.

by WarHenx March 27, 2008

Numerous

Great in number; many

Which organisims are the most numerous in a food web

by cooltiffy89 May 28, 2015

Numetal

A new generation of metal that isn't as good as old metal. It's generic and the guitar is kinda cheesy with lots of detuned guitars and 7 strings usually, with a mix of clean n heavy vocals.

Examples of numetal bands: Korn and Slipknot

by slipperywalrus June 14, 2013

Interplanetary Numeric Processor

A machine capable of killing off the population of the entire universe. Don't be worried, it's currently lost in the human mental enterprise.

Racist Jebediah: Holy crap! Hurry and get the interplanetary numeric processor to a safe place before it's too late!

Threst The Robots Bar Code 125279: Don't worry, it's lost forever.....OR IS IT?!

by Threst The Robot June 10, 2009

numenorian

The generic human of wordArda/word.

Strider was numenorian.

Aragorn was the numenorian King.

by larstait October 15, 2003