a student who is either really tall or really short and goes to a school called Nueva. they like to call themselves "quirky" but a lot of the time they are just annoying. due to too much exposure to national math competitions, their social skills (just like their fathers) left them at a young age.
nueva's high school homecoming is like a week later than any other school. the reason for this is that though usually homecoming is based around a sports game, nueva kids are usually nerds who suck at sports so sometimes there isn't a game. instead of the sports game, everyone hangs around in a gym where a dj keeps skipping the banger songs and playing the bad ones. youre not allowed to go outside during the dance and there are always two short kids making out on a couch in the corner until some dude has to kick them out.
you only get a locker at nueva if you ask some dude in an office. Then if youre too late, you get a weird one in a corner, and when you press the numbers for the password, it always thinks you pressed the button way more times than you did - it's almost as sensitive as your average emotionally unstable nueva sophomore.
nueva kids always try to invent cool stuff, like putting water on burned toast to un-burn it, but they almost always turn out to be stupid.
then there's that one kid who everyone hates who brags about how they're is in multivariable calculus as a freshman. nvm i ran out of definition space
nueva's high school homecoming is like a week later than any other school. the reason for this is that though usually homecoming is based around a sports game, nueva kids are usually nerds who suck at sports so sometimes there isn't a game. instead of the sports game, everyone hangs around in a gym where a dj keeps skipping the banger songs and playing the bad ones. youre not allowed to go outside during the dance and there are always two short kids making out on a couch in the corner until some dude has to kick them out.
you only get a locker at nueva if you ask some dude in an office. Then if youre too late, you get a weird one in a corner, and when you press the numbers for the password, it always thinks you pressed the button way more times than you did - it's almost as sensitive as your average emotionally unstable nueva sophomore.
nueva kids always try to invent cool stuff, like putting water on burned toast to un-burn it, but they almost always turn out to be stupid.
then there's that one kid who everyone hates who brags about how they're is in multivariable calculus as a freshman. nvm i ran out of definition space
Person 1: *drives to nueva high school* damn this campus is great, i bet the kids here are so smart and athletic
nueva kid 1: *puts hand sanitizer on his hands 10 times*
Person 1: why are you doing that
nueva kid 1: it will kill 99.99 percent of germs each time i do it.
Person 1: nvm i was wrong
nueva kid 1: L9 mcdonalds worker mental burger flip!1!1111!!!!!!1!!
nueva kid 2: bro my locker isn't working, when i press 3 it thinks i pressed 3 like fifty times
nueva kid 1: dont worry i will use my multivariable calculus skills to unlock your locker. what's the code?
nueva kid 2: 6969
Person 1: you fucking degenerates
nueva kid 1: *puts hand sanitizer on his hands 10 times*
Person 1: why are you doing that
nueva kid 1: it will kill 99.99 percent of germs each time i do it.
Person 1: nvm i was wrong
nueva kid 1: L9 mcdonalds worker mental burger flip!1!1111!!!!!!1!!
nueva kid 2: bro my locker isn't working, when i press 3 it thinks i pressed 3 like fifty times
nueva kid 1: dont worry i will use my multivariable calculus skills to unlock your locker. what's the code?
nueva kid 2: 6969
Person 1: you fucking degenerates
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Etymology- comes from a bastardization of the nuva birth control ring
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The school is perhaps the most expensive of all private schools in Bogota because of it's prestigious reputation.
Tuition fees range from 10.000 USD a year.
All Classes are taught in english except for Colombian Social Studies and Spanish.
The school mainly consists of wealthy Colombian children from Bogota's upper crust. In general they're spoiled, and who could blame them?
Also there are a fair amount of international students from different countries,most of them U.S Corporate children or Asians.
The school prides itself on being entirely Bilingual.
The school is perhaps the most expensive of all private schools in Bogota because of it's prestigious reputation.
Tuition fees range from 10.000 USD a year.
All Classes are taught in english except for Colombian Social Studies and Spanish.
The school mainly consists of wealthy Colombian children from Bogota's upper crust. In general they're spoiled, and who could blame them?
Also there are a fair amount of international students from different countries,most of them U.S Corporate children or Asians.
The school prides itself on being entirely Bilingual.
Mom: "Well Jhon we're moving to Colombia!"
Mike: "What?"
Mom: "don't act like you didn't know, you've known for months"
Mike: "Yeah..but what about school?"
Mom: "I've got that under control, you'll be attending Colegio Nueva Granada"
Mike:"CNG?" "Is that like a private school?"
Mom:"Well almost,it's just like public school here in Delaware, the difference is that it's located at the top of a mountain!"
Mike: "What?"
Mom: "don't act like you didn't know, you've known for months"
Mike: "Yeah..but what about school?"
Mom: "I've got that under control, you'll be attending Colegio Nueva Granada"
Mike:"CNG?" "Is that like a private school?"
Mom:"Well almost,it's just like public school here in Delaware, the difference is that it's located at the top of a mountain!"
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