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Ze goggles, zey do nothing!

Derived from the episode of the simpsons "Radioactive Man" Season 7, Episode 2

During the shooting of the new Radioactive Man movie and the most expensive shot in the film, Rainier Wolfcastle, as Radioactive Man, is badly burnt by a 40 foot wall of sulphuric acid which Millhouse, playing Fallout Boy, was supposed to save him from. Radioactive Man, clothes melting off, exclaims "MY EYES... the googles, they do nothing!" In his best Austrian accent of course. Hence "Ze googles, zey do nothing!"

I like to use this quote when I've accidentally looked into the sun or at anything exceptionaly shiney.
Rupert: Check out the VR4 I've just had it waxed
Sean: *shields face* my eyes... ze goggles, zey do nothing..

Caroline: Lets hit the town, im wearing my shiney shoes...
Sean: *shields face* my eyes... ze goggles, zey do nothing!
by Sean Noway January 10, 2008
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Ze goggles, zey do nothing!

A phrase of mostly-unknown origin which is used on forums and image boards to denote that a certain story or image is shocking, disgusting, appalling, etc.
*someone posts scat porn*

Me: ZE GOGGLES, ZEY DO NOTHING!!
by desudesudesu September 5, 2007
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American holiday on July 21. Declared on a scorching hot day in Rochester, NY.
Holy crap, it's 90 degrees in Rochester today. This is officially National Do Nothing But Lay In Front Of The AC With Your Cats Day.
by captainthesaurus July 22, 2011
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Hym "See that's funny because that's how you act... You act as though your swearing to do nothing but violate your own conscience out of spite.. That what you act like. Ha!"
by Hym Iam March 15, 2023
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When you think of ridiculous, uncommon words in one day, like Napoleon Dynamite, 8001, Glasses, etc.
I had nothing better to do today than to start Making 4 definitions in a day on the urban dictionary because I had nothing better to do even though I already said that.
by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 6, 2020
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im bored and have nothing to do

by p01uyt January 15, 2025
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