Norwich University

Name One Reason Why I Came Here:
Norwich, placed in Northfield, VT, is a private military school filled with faux pride, rampant homosexuality, massive stick-up-the-ass syndrome, terrible internet, and the best prison-food you will ever eat.

The slogan "Norwich Forever" alludes to either the stids you will never get rid of, the financial ruin you can never recover from, or the horrid images you can never unsee.

Incidentally, you may want to sow a condom on your dick.

Cadet 1: Man, Norwich is so gay, I could roast marshmallows on these flames.
Cadet 2: Norwich forever, bro.

Professor: Why did you attend Norwich University?
Student: Uh, well, it's.... ugh, it's got my major? kind of? Uhm... I... uh... I don't really know.. Norwich, you know?

by thatswaggotcivi September 18, 2013

Norwich Navigators

a minor league baseball team that USED to play in norwich Ct. they were affiliated to the yankees, so a bunch of superstars always swung by. then the giants took over, and it was gay. then they became the connecticut defenders, which was obsenely gay, and they are gone too. what the fuck?

i wanted to go see roger clemens make his comeback start at the norwich navigators game, but o wait we can only watch shitty mexican giants players.

by hartfordwhalers4life November 17, 2009

Norwich Fire Dept.

Norwich Fire, The best damn fire dept around!!!

Norwich Station, Norwich Monitors

by B. Ballin September 15, 2003

Norwich High Boy

A rich student that feels the need to wear suits to school, and really gay scarves. They live off "daddys" credit card and prey on young Norwich girls school student (a simple equation...1/2 own age +1 =their girlfriends. To put it bluntly, they are snobby pricks.

"hello im gay"

by Paul Gregory (07709447321) December 27, 2003

Norwich

1. a small dull city in the eastern backwaters of England. Has no major transport links with any other part of the UK and that is not by accident. Home of Britains gayest football team after Watford.
Considered the centre of civilisation by BBC Look East and ITV Anglia news
NOTHING EXCITING EVER HAPPENS HERE

2. Stands for N.ickers O.ff R.eady W.hen I. C.ome H.ome

"Im going to Norwich tomorrow"

"were the fuck is Norwich?"

by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

Norwich city hockey club

This is a hockey club which time and time again fails miserably to impress. Although making strange claims, stating that they are better than the norwich dragons, this is not the case. Norwich dragons will always be better and a much more energetic side, achieving countless wins and defeating norwich city.

Norwich city hockey club are an average club, playing in average leagues, and are just about tolerable. However when they make claims about how they're better than dragons, everyone knows they're wrong.

Norwich City Hockey Club Player: I'm better than you

Norwich Dragon: Cool story bro.

by Ahockeyplayer April 15, 2013

Norwich Dragons

An absolutely insane hockey club, probably the best in the UK. A rival club is norwich city, but they will never, ever be as good.

Although suffering a 14-2 defeat to the Dragons, Norwich city still remain extremely arrogant, claiming that they are the the best club, however this is not, and never will be the case. Dragons are the best, they will beat City any day.

guy 1: Dude, you heard of Norwich Dragons?

guy 2: Yeah!, they are intense, they smashed norwich city 14-2 the other day !

guy 1: Wow, they must be good!

by _ggggggg_ April 10, 2013