quincy hairline

a fucked up hairline that looks like a house

man i went to the barber shop and they gave me quincy hairline

by suicidebomber July 20, 2017

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Retreating Hairline

Similar to a receding hairline; this is one that recedes so quickly it seems to be more noticeable with every passing moment, and can be likened to a brigade running away in battle. Most common in men in their twenties or early thirties.

"What's with Joe's haircut? It seems to be styled the same but it looks way different for some reason."

"I wouldn't mention it to him. He's trying to hide his retreating hairline."

by USH333 May 22, 2009

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Hairline fracture

When a gal shaves up her mommy parts, leaving hair to the north and smooth lips to the south.

I didn't know Gena shaved down there, she was bald to top of her crack, it was like a hairline fracture!

by Harry Ballsack September 29, 2006

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Garett’s Hairline

The worst hairline in all existence. This hairline is so crooked that even an anus is straighter than it. Merely looking at this hairline will burn your eyeballs to ashes, and it will overwhelm your brain as well, frying it and instantly killing you.

“Look away! It’s Garett’s Hairline!”

by BigBabyShrek February 27, 2019

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