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No your face 

It's used the same as the standard Your Face,
It's a universal comeback to anything.
But the 'your' is emphasized.

When someone insults you and you haven't got anything to fire back with,
Or even if you're just bored of them and don't want to talk about that topic,
You reply as if they've said something about your face, when it really should be their face.

It originated from a community for an online counter-strike soccer game in australia, but it's making it's way into the real world.
A: Ahhh ya can't pass for shitt!!
B: No YOUR face.
A: Negative. your face.
B: No YOU

(note it's usually not done with capital letters for the your, that's just to demonstrate the emphasis)

A: Did that turn out alright quality, B? I think I had vent running aswell..
B: no your face
C: no your face!!!!!!!!!!!
B: no your face

A: Hey B, we were looking through your computer and C said you have some appalling taste in music.
B: More like no C's face!
A: C says no yours.
B: ..
B: im coming over there right now to kick C's ass.

A: go to bed B
B: no your face
No your face by Tophness January 23, 2009
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no hands facial 

The act of ejaculating on a ho after some good sex. U must be skilled however, because the act of skeeting is handless and totally unexpected to the ho.
I gave that slut a no hands facial to top it off and she didn't even see it coming. It was swell
no hands facial by Meatball April 18, 2005

no pants face hug 

oral sex for male or female.
my girl gave me a no pants face hug for my birthday.
no pants face hug by dirteepnoy January 14, 2009

No Butt Face 

The face made when a girl without a booty walks by.
You see that mayne's face after that flat-assed girl walked by? That shit was priceless
No Butt Face by Lookin at you girl February 17, 2004

No Ur face

When somebody insults u and u need a comeback. A common comeback is no ur face.

Created by Pranav, this insult is a top 20.
John: I like playing minecraft.
Pranav: No Ur face
No Ur face by deez my nut February 18, 2022

No Ur face

Definition: No ur face, not my face, ur face.
John: Get rekted boi
Pranav: No ur face
No Ur face by deez my nut February 18, 2022

All facts no fib 

When all you got is facts and there is no possibility of any fibbing whatsoever.
Bro: "bruh this grilled cheese is fucking bomb"
Me: "hell yeah bro, all facts no fib"
All facts no fib by Wagwaninator October 30, 2019