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negroism

Anything not tolerated by white people, specifically related to black mannerisms.
Big Booty Hoes are fuckin' negroism
by Aaron June 30, 2003
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auto necrotic asphyxiation

This is when death occurs to an individual who is attempting auto erotic asphyxiation. Often the individual, with a rope or chain around his or her neck, loses consciousness and is strangled to death.
Did you hear about Stan? He was found dead in the closet with a rope around his neck and genitals. I guess it was a case of auto necrotic asphyxiation. At least he went out happy!
by grovemeister March 13, 2011
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negroism

A term first coined by the Pope of Negroism. It refers to a monotheistic religion that worships a God named Stan. Their Holy Book is the Kyble.

Stan created a donkey from the tip of His finger. Upon creating this donkey, he fornicated with it to create woman. He then fornicated with the woman to create a man. The man and woman only created more men and women. However, Stan and the donkey fornicated to create a spider. Spider and donkey created a tree. Spider and tree created pig. Pig and spider created horse. Upon this orgy of creation, Stan said with all His wisdom 'Fuck it, I'll create the rest from the tips of my fingers! This is starting to get like an episode of Jerry Springer!'. This is how creation came to be.

Contrary to it's name, Negroism has little to nothing to do with Black people.
Example:

Roy: That was a great sermon by the Pope of Negroism, yesterday.
Paul: Oh yes, I feel spiritually complete knowing that a god without fingertips watches over me.
by Henri-Francois d'Estragon December 9, 2008
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necrotic

1) To be involved with sexual intercourse with the dead.
2) To show symptoms of necrophilia (to seem necrotic)
1) A necrotic night of passion at the cemetery
2) "I'd bet money she's necrotic."
by /\@/\Spyda/\@/\ July 25, 2006
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Nepotism Literatus

A condition in which individuals engage in sexual relations with their literary agent, editor, or anyone else affiliated with the person's publishing career in order to gain higher royalties, advancements, and book deals.
John Smith engaged in nepotism literatus with a Harper Colins editor--he got a 3-book deal!
by Stephen Earley Jordan February 22, 2011
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Nepotism

Appointing one family no matter how unqualified they are.
Donald Trump appointed his daughter's husband to be a key member of his administration. Despite the $2.5million in bribes paid to get into Harvard Jared had mediocre grades, an acumen for making horrible business decisions and a general lack of real-world qualifications. Jared has an impressive resume including bringing peace to the Middle East(after reading 25 books), solving America's opioid epidemic while on a golf outing with his father in law, negotiating Mexico to pay for the wall with his housekeeper, brought peace to North Korea and China, reforming the USA criminal justice system, and helping to reform the US Government into a privately owned company in a blatant act of nepotism.
by SapientChaos April 4, 2020
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negroism

Black kid 1- yo watsgudd kid? you gott the crack rock?
Black kid 2- hellz ya niiggaa. i get tht paper.

Black kid 1- iight heres the money b.
White kid 1- wat you guys doin?
Black Kid 2- Sellin crack rock foool!
white kid 2- dayumm thts some negroism right there b. i wanna be down
by daa boyy December 14, 2010
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