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Necessary

It's NECESSARY!
Hym "It's NECESSARY for you to be harvested for organs so Jordan's parasitic offspring can do whatever the fuck they want. It's our RESPONSIBILITY to be forcibly converted into sustenance for and by people who have nothing but contempt for you. But don't ever murder their kids for it. Don't ever hurt them for it. That would be bad."
by Hym Iam January 11, 2024
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Necessary

This is necessary... This is necessary... Life feeds on life feed on life feeds on...
Hym "Hahaha fuck you Maynard. I don't care what you want. I'm just going to keep doing it. But no. THIS! Is necessary."
by Hym Iam January 11, 2024
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It was necescary that I give my 2 weeks notice.
by billyt555 April 30, 2024
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Necessary Counterfactuality

Counterfactual reasoning that is not just justified but essential—without it, certain questions cannot be asked or answered. Necessary Counterfactuality arises when we must imagine alternatives to understand the present or shape the future. How can we know if a policy worked without imagining what would have happened without it? How can we evaluate a leader without imagining alternatives? In online political debates, necessary counterfactuals are those we cannot avoid—they're built into the questions we're asking. The task is not to eliminate them but to handle them responsibly, with humility about their limits.
Example: "They were debating whether the stimulus had worked. The question itself required necessary counterfactuality: what would have happened without it? She acknowledged the uncertainty: 'We can't know for sure, but models suggest...' Necessary counterfactuality meant she couldn't avoid speculation, but she could be honest about its limits. Her opponent, claiming absolute certainty, was the one being dishonest."
by Abzugal March 7, 2026
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Necessary Counter-reality

Counter-reality that is required to counter false accusations or expose absurd positions—a defensive necessity in debates where opponents invent positions for you. Necessary Counter-reality arises when you're accused of holding views you don't hold, and the only way to defend yourself is to show what those views actually look like. It's the forced entry into alternative reality to prove you don't live there. In online political debates, necessary counter-reality is a survival skill: when straw men abound, you must sometimes build the actual man to show the difference.
Example: "They kept calling her a communist, no matter how many times she explained her actual positions. Finally, she deployed necessary counter-reality: 'Let me tell you what actual communists believe. Here's Marx, here's Lenin, here's Mao. Now tell me where I've said any of that.' The counter-reality of actual communism exposed the lie. She hadn't chosen to enter that reality; they'd forced her there to defend herself."
by Abzugal March 7, 2026
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Acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods

Might be an interesting thing to write on a job application if you used to shoplift for a living...
"My primary work experience centered around the acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods."
by Anonymouse Donor October 26, 2020
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Giving Fair Warning Is No Longer Necessary. You are no longer required to give fair warning.
Hym Iam "Giving Fair Warning Is No Longer Necessary. You are no longer required to give fair warning."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2026
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