NARP

Acronym for "not a real person"... When someone is acting completely ridiculous. Their everyday actions are not socially acceptable they then come a NARP
This girl in my chem class is such a NARP, she dirty skypes her boyfriend all the time during lectures.
by Jan and Earl December 15, 2010
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Did you see Chantal today? She is just so strange. She's such a NARP
by littlelittleittybitty April 15, 2011
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a term used to describe somebody with mulliganitis, a disease that tends to infect non-athletic young men who attempt to play sports and fail miserably, usually resulting in structural damage to a knee, ankle, etc.
Wow, remember when Zack the NARP tore his ACL playing flag football?
by DareWilliams December 29, 2010
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we are having a narp tomorrow
by jw1999 May 02, 2011
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NARPing

- Abbreviation for Nerd Action Role Playing. The act of pretending to be a nerd or geek for personal gain or entertainment.

Play on Larping - Abbreviation for Live Action Role Playing.
"The game shop was the only thing left open and it was rainy and cold, so my friend and I went in Narping and the guys there were super friendly, one of them even wanted me to meet his mom."
by knightmcblue January 06, 2013
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Non Athletic Real People. People who go to a gym, workout class, or anything athletic and have no business being there, which is reflected in both their effort and physical appearance.

In the event of an alien invasion they would be the first to get captured and turned into fertilizer.
Today in class when everyone was doing partner pushups that NARP girl was on her knees hi-fiving the air then left 10 minutes early.
by T Macalicious March 28, 2013
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Narp stands for National Asociation of Real People!
Dude: Hey are you into larping?
Bro: Nah I'm apart of Narp.

*shows tattoo*
Dude: woah, how do I join?!
by CptSG May 25, 2017
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