November 1

National Yeet Your Shortest Best Friend Day

Tall friend: Hey it’s November 1..
Short friend: Oh no....

by Tallgal123 November 01, 2019

november 1

november 1st is the day your boyfriend can grab your ass and slap it!

it’s november 1st! aren’t you her boyfriend?? there’s your girl go slap and grab her ass!

by ilikebread9999 October 31, 2019

November 1

the day me and my girlfriend got together

oh, it’s november 1, it’s liv and hanyiahs anniversary

by Livose November 05, 2019

November 1

First day of no nut November

November 1

by Biggween November 01, 2019

November 1

National Destroy a Toilet with a Massive Shit Day

Jack: I ate one hell of a dinner last night. I’m afraid I’m going to blow up the toilet this morning.

You: That’s ok! Today is November 1 - National Destroy a Toilet with a Massive Shit Day!

by November 01, 2021

November 1

First day of No nut november for boys of all ages. Only real men survive

Its November 1, no nut November begins now boys

by Valentinna November 01, 2019

November 1

Smash Pumpkins day! It’s the day after Halloween so go get your pumpkins, grab a sledge hammer, and beat the shit out of them.

Person 1: it’s November 1! You know what that means?

Person 2: WHERE’S THE PUMPKINS

Person 1 & 2: *smashes pumpkins*

by DoritoIlluminati666 November 01, 2019