Norman is a type of man that enjoys long walks on the beach fuelled by battery acid and brain damage. They are genuinely blonde and crave expensive sneakers that their parent's Centrelink money can't afford. Normans generally enjoy talking trash to older men on the bus.
by BasementCooker June 21, 2021
Get the Normanmug. A slang word for a very small penis, often mistaken for a chode, a Norman is not wider than it is long, its just small.
by Alex Norman June 14, 2008
Get the Normanmug. A guy has caught wood, however, he looks down and only sees the girth of his fat gut. This absence of penal visibility is a result of small penis, being fat, or the combination or both. Most people who experience a "norman" can be found wearing blasting zone underpants.
by Skack August 14, 2006
Get the Normanmug. A boy from a family friendly anime (the promised neverland) who simps for emma
personality: kind, caring, kinda selfish, etc
personality: kind, caring, kinda selfish, etc
just imagine seeing a simp, you wanna call him/her a simp but, not in a bad way, so u say:
-hey pal, your acting like norman
-hey pal, your acting like norman
by Emo apple ray April 4, 2021
Get the Normanmug. When your doing a girl doggy style and go on a roids rage. You then take a lanyard or lamp cord and start choking the girl from behind until she passes out.
A couples guys in English came up with this after a cetain someone started choking the crap out of a kid from behind and was getting off to it.
A couples guys in English came up with this after a cetain someone started choking the crap out of a kid from behind and was getting off to it.
by D. Wills English Class May 24, 2006
Get the The Normanmug. 
A fake two faced coward ass Nigga that's a Jody and should be Googled before proceeding. A toxic disease, proceed creature with caution, believe at your own risk.
by KingAce1 April 26, 2017
Get the Normanmug.