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Nordic Skiing

More commonly referred to as "nerdic," it is almost as cool as alpine skiing. There are two disciplines, classic and skate. Both require incredible strength, effort, and perseverance, although less skill than other types of skiing including freestyle, alpine racing, and ski jumping.
A: I have my first nerdic skiing race today, wish me luck!

B: Wow maddd respect dude, that almost as cool as what I'm doing this afternoon, which is going 90 mph to win the downhill.

A: Oh yeah?? I GOT A 5 ON THE AP TEST

B: ...

Nordic Skiing
by jski13 January 13, 2012
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Nordic brothers

When two guys have gotten head from the same girl
Did you know that Adam and I are Nordic brothers because Samantha gave him head last weekend and me the weekend before.
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Nordic Blondes

by Lardcore June 19, 2011
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Nordic Skiing

A sport that although requires people to be very fit, requires no skill at all nor does it require one to have any balls. It is for people who want to ski but are too afraid of going 40 mph down an icy mountain. Unlike downhill skiers, nordic skiers cannot do tricks off of big jumps, cannot ski fast through deep powder in the woods, and cant huck off of cliffs. Nordic skiing is not real skiing. This is only when talking about male nordic skiers. nordic skier girls are hot and sexy and need to keep doing what they do.
bill- damn did you see those girls in that spandex? they were all sexy as hell.

jim- yeah thats the girls nordic skiing team. they stay in really good shape.
by VT skier May 24, 2009
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Nordic Skiing

A type of skiing that requires no skill. People join this sport if they suck at sports because Nordic skiing is easy. All of the losers join this sport if they want to Ski but arent good enough to do Downhill. Wusses also join because they are afraid of going 30-40mph down a steep hill.
Stuart: "Hey guys, lets go downhill skiing"

Riley: "Sorry, man I have no skill so I'm going to go Nordic skiing."

Nick: "Yeah, I'm a wuss and not tough enough to do Downhill so I'm going with Riley."
by StuartZ February 6, 2007
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Nordic Trac

When you are fucking a girl from behind and just before she reaches orgasm you start packing snow or ice shavings into her asshole.
Yo! I gave that bar skank a Nordic Trac last night bro!
by Albino Rabbit September 8, 2013
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nordic slang

Any kind of slang that resembles Norse words and phrases. Brohiem
That guy was using Nordic Slang yesterday man!
by Viking dude October 9, 2016
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