dirty necker

a person, usually a middle-aged woman with very few teeth that goes to the grocery store in dirty slippers (word is ment to be said fast so the dirty necker doesnt understand that you are calling them a dirty necker)

hey DIRTY NECKER DIRTY NECKER aisle 3!

by xmariahx16x January 6, 2009

Beached Necker

When a woman of 300lbs or more lays down and gives you head like a seal trying to swallow a traffic cone.

Hey, did you hang out with Sally last night?
Oh, Big Sally from the Valley? Yeah! She even gave me a Beached Necker!

by YourAngerFuelsMe June 9, 2020

Grotched Necker

A grotched necker is a grimey, rotting and wretched shaft of a penis.

"I can't stand to see any man with such a grotched necker" ~ Misheard Prostitute from Red Dead Redemption

by RoboticNixon July 25, 2016

rubber necker

An individual who moves his head or worms in rank or while standing at attention.

The drill sergeant screamed at the fresh recruit for turning his head to look at the seagull calling him a rubber necker.

by Jolly Roger March 24, 2004

Tori Neckers

Tori neckers refers to the creepiest creature that ever walked the planet! She is obsessed with girly mouse and likes to poison people's drinks. Beware of Tori Neckers

Tori Neckers is a hostile person and needs to be sent to prison.

by massimoygianperro October 13, 2011

Grotched Necker

A grotched necker is a grimey, rotting and wretched shaft of a penis.

"I can't stand to see any man with such a grotched necker" ~ Misheard Prostitute from Red Dead Redemption

by RoboticNixon July 25, 2016

Grotched Necker

A grotched necker is a grimey, rotting and wretched shaft of a penis.

"I can't stand to see any man with such a grotched necker" ~ Misheard Prostitute from Red Dead Redemption

by RoboticNixon July 25, 2016