Not my life

Something you say to someone when they tell you something that doesn't happen to you or didn't happen to you

Friend: "I just lost my blackberry!"
You: "Not my life"

by stamfordallday June 30, 2010

MY LIFE

That is the question you will ask everyday but get no answer till your days are done.

Why am I here? Don't ask just live My Life

by Nea151rum February 03, 2010

my life

My life. a better/cleaner version of our favorite fuck my life or fml...

Lorenzo just told me, he hates me... my life!

by BOB1313 July 21, 2009

My Life

a long period of time

This red light is taking my life!

by Ana June 09, 2008

my life

trash

why is my life is so trash

by Kody ocko December 20, 2018

my life

Basically Tumblr....

Oh,my life is all about Tumblr.I REGRET NOTHING.

by IRegretNothing August 06, 2011

My Life

A living Hell

My life is a living hell.

by Gcyuf March 04, 2019