National beer in my hair day

The 29th of April is the national beer in my hair day. You go around with a beer in your hair and you would be competly normal.

Josh: Why do you have a beer in your hair?
Me: Because it's national beer in my hair day, try it!

by anonymous April 25, 2018

national my man but not my man day

january 15th is national my man but not my man day. it’s used to celebrate your man that’s not your man YETTT

“i love my man thats not my man”
“did you know its national my man but not my man day?”
“OMG FR?!? 😝”

by iluvinitialL April 15, 2023

National rub my dick touch my pussy day april 15

Touch any boys penis or any girls vagina
Day april 15

You girl rub my dick it is national rub my dick touch my pussy day april 15

by Jamaican buddy April 14, 2019

NATIONAL TOUCH MY BOOB DAY

This day is where you touch my boobs for fun because it is so fun and you have an excuse to do it this day. This is on March 21st

Touch yer gurls tits cos it national touch my boob day

by Sixgippyguppies April 4, 2019

suck my cock day (december 21st)

you suck my cock on december 21st

dude its suck my cock day

holy shit yeah we gotta suck his cock

suck my cock day (december 21st)

by suck my cock man December 20, 2020

Cure my rainy day blues

Rainy day blues can be a real bitch to cure. The only proven method known is to find yourself a "Mike". These "Mike's" have been known to bring a smile to any person suffering from the rainy day blues, or RDB's in short. "Mikes" Born in the month of April seem to be the best at what they do. It is believed that that "April Mike's" are made up of %72 rain, and this is why RDB's are his specialty.

Its raining and Im sad...someone get me a Mike to cure my rainy day blues.

by The Cure September 22, 2008

Grab my ass day

On October 19 grab that booty and become one

It’s Grab my ass day and ima grab some ass

by Kayla2000 October 18, 2018