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iPad multitasking

buying more than one iPad to multitask because one machine can't do anything on it's own
Hah! My riches can afford iPad multitasking whilst your $2xx netbook defeats my $1200 in hardware!
by O Rly Appl? April 9, 2010
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Electronic Social Multitasking

When you receive an instant message, text message, email, or wall post and reply to the sender via another electronic method.
I engaged in electronic social multitasking when George Clooney posted a question on my Facebook wall and I responded to him via instant message instead.
by the macstablishment March 22, 2010
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Social multitasking

The art of communicating with numerous friends via different methods simultaneously. These methods may include face to face communication, Skype, Facebook, email, texting, phone, Windows Messenger, Aim, Steam chat, Ventrilo, Teamspeak, Mumble, XFire, Origin, and various other methods. Those who are Social multitasking are usually communicating with at least three people at a time.
"He's texting with two friends, Steam chatting with three more, and Skype video chatting with a friend who is also on Ventrilo with him and several others. He's good at Social Multitasking."
by ((ASH)) Viper_Prime August 5, 2012
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sensory multitasking

Where you simultaneously partake of two or more forms of media, food, etc. which involve utilizing different senses (listening, reading, tasting, etc.), in order to accomplish more ventures in the same span of time.
One common and excellent form of sensory multitasking would be to preview an instrumental-work recording while perusing your e-mails; since you do not use the same parts of your brain for reading words as you do in determining whether or not you like a particular piece of non-lyrical music, you can catch up on your messages and still decide whether you want to purchase a CD of the tunes you're listening to.
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closet multitasking

Closet multitasking is when you show up for remote meetings pretending to be in attendance but really working on something else.
Bob: Did you hear in the staff meeting that no one can take vacation in February?
Jane: No. Did Fred say that?
Bob: Absolutely. What were you closet multitasking?

The Boss: Jim, How are sales doing?
Me: crickets - no reply
The Boss: WTF, Jim? You closet multitasking?
by jfburke619 January 26, 2021
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UNPREDICTABLE MULTITASKING

I know what I am doing as this throws you through a loop my UNPREDICTABLE MULTITASKING as you implying PSYCHO because I don't finish something when you expect ,Vis an insult to have to walk around the other day in a RIPPED DRESS which as you know can be quite dangerous as a lot of people use play on words tactics for attacks and that is not PSYCHObabble.
by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 7, 2021
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multitasting

The practice of mixing odd flavors in the mouth simultaneously. Some examples of multitasting include eating a piece of citrus fruit too soon after brushing one's teeth, taking a hit off a beer while also chewing gum, or sucking on a breath mint while eating a wasabi-laden sushi roll.

While it is most often a manifestation of absent-mindedness, multitasting has also been deliberately practiced by people who 'just don't give a fuck.' These brave intentional multitasters have inspired humanity for generations innumerable. Kneel before Zod!
Did you see that chick? She just popped a piece of gum in her mouth, chewed it like three times, and then downed half a diet soda. And now...I think...yes!...she's back to chewing the gum! What is this fucktardation?

That's called multitasting, and it is rather odd. But did you know that both the chewing gum and the soda contain a chemical poison called aspartame, which should never have been approved by the FDA?

No, do tell!

Well, it just so happens that Aspartame was passed despite FDA scientists' disapproval by none other than douche nozzle extraordinaire, Donald Rumsfeld.

According to a G.D. Searle's salesperson, Patty WoodAllott, Donald Rumsfeld stated "he would call in all his markers and that no matter what, he would see to it that aspartame be approved this year."

An interview with consumer attorney Jim Turner revealed how Donald Rumsfeld "called in his markers" as part of Reagan's transition team in 1981. This is why G.D. Searle felt compelled to reapply for aspartame's approval one day after Reagan's inauguration.

This is despite rejection of aspartame over brain tumors.

What a bunch of sweethearts, huh? I wish asshats Rumsfeld and that stupid band 311 would all go die in a fire.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 22, 2010
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