by S. Jay Double You February 28, 2018
Get the muelleredmug. The Mueller Religion is one only true freaks on natures can be apart of. You have to be born into this religion and also go through an "awakening arc" where you're let on your own in the Alaskan wilderness (naked) for 3 years and have to fend for youself. There is one leader of the religion and that role is passed down by generations. Once you have been accepted into the Mueller Religion your skin instantly becomes rock hard and you hands have calyces that are forever lasting.
The Mueller Religion is a very old German religion passed down by the Muellers and strictly the Muellers
by TurdPoo December 9, 2021
Get the Mueller Religionmug. v. To completely evaluate a situation and present an undisputable analysis, which is promptly disputed.
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You think Duke has been a better team than Gonzaga over the last two decades? Fool! Let me just muellerate here for a while.
by gnostic3 March 24, 2019
Get the muelleratemug. I was having sex with my soon to be wife and I received a Mueller and she broke up with me. Then I proceeded to cry to my friend Salinas.
by Rafael salinas December 13, 2019
Get the Muellermug. Meaning to perform a process with gaps in accountability, bureaucratic fumbling, and a general lack of sense. Popularized by Nicole Wallace on her MSNBC TV show Dateline: White House when discussing the 1/6 committee.
In an effort to avoid the display of military uniforms during the insurrection the authorities ended up muellerizing the process of deploying troops to defend the congress.
by lawandco November 19, 2021
Get the muellerizingmug. (noun) : the supreme ruler of the grand marketing scheme also known as Grand Canyon University.
the man who builds private schools in shitty areas and calls it a service to the public
the current president of GCU
the man who builds private schools in shitty areas and calls it a service to the public
the current president of GCU
*playing quiplash on jackbox: question- what is a sexy name to call someone*
Guy #1: Brian Mueller
Guy #2: isn’t he the president of Grand Canyon University
Guy #1: yeah man
Guy #3 *visually starstruck*: Brian Mueller once waved hello to me in passing! he’s such a bro
Guy #1: Brian Mueller
Guy #2: isn’t he the president of Grand Canyon University
Guy #1: yeah man
Guy #3 *visually starstruck*: Brian Mueller once waved hello to me in passing! he’s such a bro
by insecureitalian October 30, 2021
Get the Brian Muellermug. by monkeyboydman November 7, 2021
Get the Sydney Muellermug.