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ass-mosis

The process by which a person's ass becomes moist through osmosis after prolonged contact with grass. Not to be confused with assmosis.
Z: G-dawg, how did your ass get so moist?

G: Ass-mosis of course.
by theHonestAbe September 8, 2012
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Mosiation

The act of mosying somewhere
Your Mosiation was very slow
by Anonymous May 25, 2003
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Mossage

Of or pertaining to a homosexual's message marked by overly excited remarks like "OMFG" or "holy Cher that was amazing". Usually the font is a dead giveaway consisting of large, curvy pink letters all in caps.
The word is pronounced: (moe')-ssage i.e. homomessage minus the ho and replacement of the me.
Yestarday I checked Tom Cruise's away mossage and it said, "OMFG BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN IS COMING OUT SOON I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE TWO HOTT MEN KISSING...p.s. i love you katie."
by Matthew Brian December 5, 2005
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MoDisaster

India currently is facing MoDisaster,the biggest perhaps after partition; so many cremations and graveyards.
by manuManish Chawla April 30, 2021
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Mossadism

The political view supporting the act of sending Israeli agents into foreign countries to assassinate or extradite war criminals or terrorists.
Shizaf: Did you see that Nazi Eichmann get kidnapped by Israeli spies?
Omar: Yeah that was sick. I love Mossadism.
by Ludicrossmap May 7, 2020
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Mosism

A fucking nang religion that everyone should follow. Were i am god.
Guy: what religion do you follow?
Someone: Mosism
by the holy moss July 16, 2008
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Moisan

A person who prefers to wear socks with sandals and just does not give a fuck, and is often thinking of men in long johns.
Often acquainted with a large taint and often prefers to listen to old folk music rather than any other music.

Frequently referred to as a party-er or rather a party animal.(Preferably a rabbit)

Often has an irrational fear of worms.. though it has yet to be discovered why this is a factor to 'Moisan'.

Favorite hobby of a 'moisan' is to battle worms and stomp on slugs with his/her other party-goers.
1; Moisan just battled it out with some worms, oh fuck!

2; What is that taint doing hanging over your twat, moisan?

3; hello thur, its Moisan, got a problem with my socks and sandals? I just don't give a hoot!
by hairyturnips June 15, 2010
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