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mosh pit

A pit for actual metal concerts where people kick eachothers ass to the music. Not to be confused with the following

nu-metal concerts: There is never and never has been an actual moshpit at any nu-metal show. That's actually a bunch of punks trying to rub up against eachother

Windmill/Kung-fu wannabes: When the music starts they ignorantly walk around in a circle flailing their arms like idiots trying to start shit.

Slaming into eachother: You don't go into a pit to slam into the other faggots, you go to kick the living shit out of them.

Usually moshpits are full of morons who are too drunk to even think. They only occur at metal concerts...anywhere else is just a bunch of idiots who think they are moshing.
At a slayer or cannibal corpse concert you will find out what a real mosh pit is!
by Shadow0fDeath August 14, 2004
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Mosh pit

A place where men with homosexual tendencies (but they are afraid to admit it) go to rub their dicks on each other, and occasionally gang rape an unsuspecting girl who happens to be standing too close to the melee.
BillyBob: "I liked that mosh pit. It made me feel all funny like when I climb the rope in gym class."

Sheep: "Bhaaaaa..."
by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD March 18, 2007
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mosh pit

The mosh pit is a bunch of drunk, ignorant guys gettin their asses kicked to some music
"stomp em in da mosh pit"
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mosh pit

I brought a gat into the mosh pit and as soon as some idiot tried to punch me I started bustin.
by i dont kno August 10, 2004
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mosh pit

a big huddled group of idiots who dance homoerotically and think they are scene, indie, or hardcore.
you: "i'm gonna go in the mosh pit!"
me: "right after i shoot you!"
by Christin January 25, 2004
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Mosh pit

(Idiom noun) Where the little linkin park kiddies with girlfriends bigger than they are start to hump eachother and get hurt. They pretend these wounds were inflicted by some big fight. The truth is, that if anyone who is not some ghey little nu-metal fan gets in the pit, they knock the living shit out of everyone, including the scrawney singers, security and road crew.
The mosh pit is the dumbest fucking idea ever. It is for people too cowardly to get in a real fight. The pit sucks my dingdong.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
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mosh pit

A kind of Dance move, well I would call it a dance move, I say its moreso Stupidly flailing and crashing into objects and people to high tempoed music. Popular at a Azn pride party or concert full of Asian Hunnies in skin tight leather shorts and shaking their nice booties.
The fine Asian chick most pitted between a bunch of white boys and I was one of the white boys.
by The Harmeister March 28, 2005
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