A Morning After Tee Shirt is when you where the tee shirt of the last person you had sexual intercourse with the next day to work or school.
Girl 1: Ew. Why are you wearing that ugly boys shirt?
Girl 2: No. It's my Morning After Tee Shirt from Dan.
Girl 1: Oh. Makes more sense now.
Girl 2: No. It's my Morning After Tee Shirt from Dan.
Girl 1: Oh. Makes more sense now.
by Icey0123 March 16, 2010
Dave: Shit, shit, shit! I should have worn a condom last night. I doubt that hoe was on the pill.
Graham: Dude, why didn't you make her some morning-after pancakes?
Dave: Do I look like Gordon fucking Ramsay?
Graham: Did you have any waffles?
Dave: Fuck no!
Graham: Morning-after french toast? All you have to do is crush up the morning after pill in to some nice jam, spread it on and she'll never know.
Dave: Hindsight is a wonderful thing.
Graham: Dude, why didn't you make her some morning-after pancakes?
Dave: Do I look like Gordon fucking Ramsay?
Graham: Did you have any waffles?
Dave: Fuck no!
Graham: Morning-after french toast? All you have to do is crush up the morning after pill in to some nice jam, spread it on and she'll never know.
Dave: Hindsight is a wonderful thing.
by Meathook Mike June 16, 2014
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A drink for the ladies, to be taken after unprotected sex. consists of equal parts grain alcohol, bacardi 151, and a crushed morning after pill. To be drank at the top of a flight of stairs. Push her down after she downs it.
by captainstagneti December 29, 2010
When you open your computer after a night of heavy drinking, and only then remember what sites you visited the night before.
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