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monta vista

A place that so many asians go to, that the standards of the school are raised and classes are much harder than an average school. White students are intimidated by asian grades and resort to drugs. There are completely no african american students. The closest thing would be the indians who pretend to be black. Well, not really cuz theyre all little bitches.
MV student #1: i heard there was a new black person at monta vista!
MV student #2: no way. if i can continue getting a 120% on my tests, we can drive the whites out and make monta vista 120% asian !
by KRAZi33H November 9, 2007
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Girls are so spoiled over here, full of bitches (the hot ones) sorry uglies dont apply, and uhhh they are so full of themselves.... spoiled spoiled spoiled,
only "Good girls" are freakin nerds who cant get penis and are not sexy.
"damn dude look at that girl...."

"oh damn she a hotty lemme go say hi at this monta vista high school"

"uhhh wasup girl?"

*girl walks away like a bitch*

"uhh.....wtf?! i just got owned man"
by Dunno? August 29, 2007
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Monta Vista

Monta Vista is the inncorect spelling of the high school Monte Vista. It is used by San Ramon kids who cannot spell. They say MV students have no chance in the real world, however they cannot even spell.
It don't matter if I got no common sense, cus my trust fund is worth more then your house. and I drive my Jaguar to monta vista everyday
by blackhawk OG May 2, 2006
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A highly competitive public high school in Cupertino California, often mistaken for Monte Vista Christian School. Around the late 1990s, asians began taking over and now it has become a nerd school. It is extremely homogenous not only in terms of the appearance of the students, but also their interests and hobbies, such as music tastes.

Girls usually listen to Kpop and boys listen to a random mainstream rapper, has anyone heard of Dragonforce? Probably not. Most people think about grades all day, and about 97% of the students end up in college. But there's always a cult of 20-30 kids who work out all the time. There's also a group of people who wanna be rappers or something, and think they are gangsters. 100% of the students identify as part of the LGBTQ community. We have a communist club. Oh and did I mention that every club on campus was created for the sole purpose of helping kids get into harvard? The only sports teams that win anything are crosscountry. cuz we skinny. Football team sucks.

You'd think that people in monta vista were "good kids", since they just study all day, but drugs and alchohol have been smuggled to homecoming , people do that dance called freaking, and coitus happens on campus.
You're so Monta Vista that you pulled allnighters in higschool to get straight A's and 20 APs to get into UC Berkeley computer science and graduate summa cum laude, only to have your boss be a San Jose state grad with a 2.8 gpa.
by YouraverageMVGrad August 9, 2022
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