cookie monster

An addictive furry creature thing with anger management issues and/or a major case of ad/hd.

Thanks to cookie monster, one truly is never too old to watch Sesame Street.

by chumblespuzz August 23, 2005

Cookie Monster Show

A term commonly used by actors to describe a theatrical production that they are in when they are aware that ultimately the audience will hate the show or that the show will simply suck.

Dude I'm in a total fucking cookie monster show! This sucks. The Director is crazy, half the cast can't act, the set looks like it was built by a bunch of fifth graders. No one is going to come see this piece of shit.

by The Dark Lord of Bass December 29, 2007

cookie monster eyes

a person who has eyes that look around the store

the old man who works at a hot dog stand has cookie monster eyes

by ant-tony July 31, 2009

Cookie Monster Munch

Is when you eat out a girl and make cookie monster noises like "yum yum yum"

I ate that girls pussy like the cookie monster munch on it.

by jray19 January 16, 2011

cookie monster

best damn monster in sesame street who gets orgasms eating cookies.

cookie monster went to rehab in family guy.

by i like dinosaurs June 23, 2007

Cookie Monster

The blue guy from Sesame Street who always has the munchies from smoking weed all the time.

Cookie Monster: Gimme my cookies now, motherfucker!

by sarcastic August 28, 2003

cookie monster

Someone who likes take (munch) alot of bikkies,pills,ecstasy especially over a short period of time. Ie a weekend, Tom had 8 pills starting on friday night and took his last on Sunday morning.

"Tom you're a total cookie monster"

by feefifo December 14, 2008