a person who checks the cookies on other peoples computers in the hope of finding out something about their sexual habits
Dude 1: "Hey can I check out Facebook on your laptop?"
Dude 2: (passes laptop)"Sure, here you are..."
Dude 1: (turns screen slightly away from friend) "Thanks, won't be a moment"
Dude 2: "Hey, what are you doing? That's not Facebook...are you snooping on me? You goddamn frickin' cookie monster."
Dude 2: (passes laptop)"Sure, here you are..."
Dude 1: (turns screen slightly away from friend) "Thanks, won't be a moment"
Dude 2: "Hey, what are you doing? That's not Facebook...are you snooping on me? You goddamn frickin' cookie monster."
by fieldingmellish April 25, 2009
When a man takes a full stack of Chips Ahoy cookies and places them at the entrance to a woman's vagina. He then proceeds to push the entire stack of cookies into her vaginal cavity and break them up with his penis as they begin intercourse.
by TheSuperPoobzMassacre January 30, 2009
The most aggressive form of eating. (Verb)
1. To demolish any type of edible item in an enthusiastic and violent fashion.
2. Displaying the utmost excitement and appetite for any form of sexual activity.
1. To demolish any type of edible item in an enthusiastic and violent fashion.
2. Displaying the utmost excitement and appetite for any form of sexual activity.
"When those cookies are finished baking, I'm going to cookie monster that shit!"
"I'm so hungry, I could cookie monster a horse!"
"Dude, that chick is so hot, I want to cookie monster her ass!"
"Her pussy was so sweet, I cookie monstered it for hours."
"I'm so hungry, I could cookie monster a horse!"
"Dude, that chick is so hot, I want to cookie monster her ass!"
"Her pussy was so sweet, I cookie monstered it for hours."
by knight_sliver August 10, 2014
by sickbeats May 17, 2007
by Angelacia May 23, 2007
big bird: wat up ja rule i mean cookie monster
cookie monster: damn you big bird i am much better than that faggot ja rule
cookie monster: damn you big bird i am much better than that faggot ja rule
by the real don November 14, 2006
Sam whispered in Neda's ear during a family dinner party "I wanna Cookie Monster your ass later... Uhm Uhm Uhm"
I ate her ass out while making the "uhm uhm uhm" noise and she called me Cookie Monster.
I Cookie Monster-ed her pussy
I ate her ass out while making the "uhm uhm uhm" noise and she called me Cookie Monster.
I Cookie Monster-ed her pussy
by CoolMude June 15, 2017