monksterbate

When monks congregate and circle jerk while chanting to Bjork songs.

Damn, those monks sure like to monksterbate to Bjork songs.

by Alabastor Jones November 25, 2007

Monks Junk

An idiom that has the same meaning as Dogs Bollocks, Mutts Nuts and Bees Knees.

1) Descriptive of the absolute best in anything.

2) The ultimate in greatness.

Frank: "Oh my god, did you see that goal I just scored from the halfway line?!?!"

Steve: "Mate, I've never seen anything like it, that was the Monks Junk"

by TheMeltingSnowman June 24, 2011

mr monks

A MAN WHO SWEATS MUSTARD OUT HIS ARMPITS AND HE DRINKS HOT WATER LIKE A PEDO AND DROPS PENCILS UNDERNEATH GIRLS TABLE AND LOOKS UP THERE SKIRTS WHILE PICKING IT UP ALSO HE TELLS LITTLE KIDDIES TO TAKE THEIR CLOTHES OFF AND THERE ONLY 5 YRS OLD

MR MONKS STOLE MY KID

by FAT SLAG UNITED FC January 27, 2018

David Monks

Lead singer/Bassist of the band Tokyo Police Club

person1:David Monks has major talent
person2: cha

by Pen;; July 28, 2006

monks walk

A school full dickhead boys, a lot of slags and girls that think they’re the shit but are really some clapped cunts. Basically a just a shit school.

person 1: Ah you know poppy? she goes monks walk

person 2: pffft who would go to that school full of slags and dickheads

by yournumberoneslag April 19, 2019

Dave Monks

sexy beast. crowd pleaser. lead singer and bassist of one of the best canadian indie bands out there.

hey i saw tokyo police club the other night in concert and dave monks made me want to lose my v-card to him.

by Coco apple October 18, 2008

Dave Monks

Lead singer and bass player of the band Tokyo Police Club.

Dave Monks writes great music.

by thesearenotflowers November 3, 2008