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Where's My Money Bitch

What to say to your friends when they owe you money and they won't give it to you.

also a popular song on youtube
Person 1: hey, can i pay you back tomorrow?

Person 2: Where's my money, bitch?!?

Person 1 hands over the money, says "shit" under their breath, and leaves.

Where's my money bitch is a comand that prevents someone from giving you bullshit.
by ALivingJoJoke June 12, 2018
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Whore-Hoppin'-Slut-Monkey

Made up by Monkey Boy to insult others..
Amanda is a whore-hoppin'-slut-monkey!
by Katy December 3, 2004
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the assumption by marketeers, many politicians, and other slickee PEOPLE, that EVERYBODY is the "goose that laid the golden egg" !!
two thousand dollars a month for a two-bedroom apt ??...where's all this money supposed to come from ?

i'm already working 12hrs a day, six days a week at slave wages!, where's all this money supposed to come from ?

jim "pumped up" jane ! , he was wondering: where's all this money supposed to come from ? (while trying to get the $250,000 ! needed for age zero~18...)
by michael foolsley July 23, 2022
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where do you get money ?

the more truthful version of the idiotic: "what do YOU do ??" which is simply a nosy way to find out someone's money source! if the source isn't 'approved' , one can wave goodbye to their (would-be) 'slice' !
that bitch asked: where do you get money ? i was, DAMN! , if i tell the truth i won't have a CHANCE of "cracking that crotch" !

if you sound half intelligent, "they" want to know: what do you do ? sometimes, i like to speak cretinese, which shuts the where do you get money ? types right down "
by michael foolsley May 7, 2022
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where the monkey put the whistle

curious term used by Irish father to frighten Irish son from engaging in bad behavior of any sort...
As in...You do that again and I'll put my foot right "where the monkey put the whistle"......
by sheila in the car May 10, 2009
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