Turd Mongler

Noun: One who steals turds, a thief of turds

Tyler Reuter is such a turd mongler, he is always jacking all my turds!

by Kev Ward July 27, 2011

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Moncler Jacket

U pay a shitload of money for a regular jacket, then u look like a puffy douchemellow. U also become a big target for muggers.

Man 1:My friend was mugged when he was walking around with his friends
Man 2: Why was he only robbed
Man 1: He was wearing a Moncler jacket, so the muggers knew he was extremely rich and had a shit-load of money on him

by Matt Smorgasboard April 1, 2011

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doodoo mongler

A mongler from the doodoo empire, typically a self-rightous predecessor of the "doodoo mongoloid".
Note: Typically used in gaming as a synonym to the word "turd mongler"

Guy 1: Bro, Einsight is a doodoo mongler
Guy 2: naw brother, here we call him a doodoo mongoloidous

by Brother Darkest March 13, 2019

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Cock Mongler

A girl who destroys the cock. She invites you in, as if to offer you seductive oral sex, then attacks the penis with an unfathomable amount of force.

After said mongling is done the CM returns to her cave down the hatchet and stays up all hours of the night practicing her evil tongue swaths on helpless bananas. After she wakes up, hungry for more cock, she spends the daylight hours searching for her next prey.

The cycle then repeats again.

Me: Lindsey, you're roommate, Marissa, is such a cock mongler!
Lindsey: I know. The smell of twisted cock is all over my room. That's why I'm staying over at Taeler's house.

by LadyGayGay September 17, 2010

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