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National bod mon day 

Ight so boom ..Aug 5 bod mon day, don’t cry over no bitch nor nigga , don’t expect anything from anyone.. get to the fucking bag, smack a bitch if have to but Aug 5 post a picture of yu being a bod mon , Drippppp , LMFAOOO. Don’t forget make this shit legendary !
“Yo smack that bitch ”
“Ight bet”
“SHAPOWWW”
NATIONAL BOD MON DAY

National Dick Pic Mondays 

It is a day that takes place every single Monday. The meaning of this day is to take a picture of your dick and send it to at least one person. If the other person sends you one back then you will have good luck for the whole week. If the other person does not send you one back, then you will have bad luck for the entire week until Friday. Saturday is a luck-roulette! This day has recently been invented and in my opinion a day to see if you can trust your friends!
Jacob didn't participate in National Dick Pic Mondays with me so now I have bad luck for the rest of the week!

Dirty Mondy 

When you win at street fighter at the same time a girl is sucking you off, so you cum so hard it forms a vacuum in the tip of your cock that implodes pulling all your internal fluids and organs out of your body in a massive shot.
it took weeks to deep clean his room after he pulled a Dirty Mondy.