mistress of vices

A member of the female sex who has mastered the art of doing all not-so-virtuous things, bordering between indulgence and decadence

Sloth, greed, binge-eater -- she is the mistress of vices!

by cyclopsee May 17, 2010

Dirty Mistress Club

a Dirty Mistress Club or a DMC is a group of men or women who plot and plan out the playing of others. Those others are considered toys and the object of the club is to choose a mark, make them fall in love (or lust) with a member of the club and then slowly work at them until they break.

The Dirty Mistress Club met the otherday to talk about how they had forced JC into a downward alcoholic spiral.

by DMC1 February 18, 2009

Hughge Mistake

Lost episode of Johnny Test. Hugh Test enters a store only to shout "I have to whip out my penis!" and then he just massacres everyone in sight. Once done, he just starts to pleasure himself on the floor until he just dies from exhaustion.

Howie - I just watched the lost episode of Johnny test, Hughge Mistake! It was crazy, I came like four times!

Simon - Only four???

by Fiishy December 13, 2021

Rookie Mistake

Trying to steal on Yadier Molina

Did you see Jose Siri try to steal on Yadier Molina? Talk about a rookie mistake

by Yadier Molina Fan 7 April 21, 2021

Mistake

Jake Paul

Person: so what’s your biggest mistake

Jack Paul’s parents: umm...... let’s not take about it

by :):):( November 13, 2018

It’s not a mistake ✨ it’s a masterpiece✨

A braindead quote from a braindead minecraft "youtube shortist" who told their braindead fans to spread it all across YouTube.

Cody: "It’s not a mistake ✨ it’s a masterpiece✨"
Matthew: What the fuck are you saying?

by wrennywrenjywren January 16, 2022

Spilling mistake

When a spell-checker corrects a mistake into a valid word which is different than the one originally intended.

"Make sure your paper has no spling mistakes before submitting" corrected to "Make sure your paper has no spilling mistakes before submitting".

by Urban2K May 11, 2014