Misturd

A suffix, derived from Mister, abbreviated Mr. & usually used for any person who is a piece of shit.

Misturd Roger, you need to get the fuck out of this building premises before I decide to shoot you

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 5, 2021

Misturd

1.) Noun - The missing log of fecal matter sworn to be residing within the anal cavity when going to the bathroom. Long periods of pushing and grunting seems to have no effect on the release of a misturd, and such actions seem to have some health problems such as ulcers, heart failure, and eventually death. A common synonym that can be used is a misfire.

Guy #1: Hey man, you were in there a long time, what happened?

Guy #2: Oh, i had a misturd.

Guy #1: That sucks man. I hate those.

Guy #2: Me too. Me too.

by Haans McFinklestein April 28, 2010

mashturbate

to masterbate, while being mashed off' drugs such as; cannabis; valium;, any drug which will relax the user

Oh man i feel quite stoned... i might mashturbate later on,it will sort me out...!

by whitty2350 March 1, 2009

mishty

When a place is so amazing, you can't help from acting a little silly with friends and make up funny sounds for every other word.

utsav: this place is something else man. look at that mist. nice.

prateek: its so mishty.

by blueskitchen August 29, 2009

mishnu

A drunk phone message to ex girlfriend at 4AM.

Voicemail: "At the tone, leave a message."
Caller: "Gloria <3 second pause with slight burping sound> I mishnu soooooo much. Can I <another pause, slight retching sound> come over and rock your world?"

by Puddinhead42 June 20, 2016

Mishter

A term used to make fun of someone

“Oh look at that ugly mishter” “you look like a mishter” “aye mishter”

by Sierradream June 29, 2019

mishtee

shes a very cool person and everyone wants to be around her. she is the type of person to support you and to vent whenever needed. a little bit clueless but we love her. my intelligent sister has two electronic ears

mishtee is a cool cat i want to be her

by mishtee December 10, 2020