Michailov

A person with a chinface. Some think that this is a birth defect. Michailovs are often known for their excessive narcissism and are often too boasty. There's atleast three in a five chance of you encountering one in your life.

Tim: Oh god thats a nice chinface you've got there
Michael: Of Course, I'm a Michailov!

by sdd92 August 27, 2011

Mikhail

Mikhail

(Verb) To subscribe to and practice the geometry that the best distance between two points is the most exciting.

He Mikhailed into the room. (Instead of entering through the open door, he scaled the side of the house, allyooped over the roof, tumbled into the lawn and front-flipped through the window.)

by hsama February 7, 2010

mikhail

he is the sexiest man alive. Literally the second coming of Christ times two. He is a slayer of puss

What a Mikhail

by fakeantono September 26, 2020

mihailova

Mihailova is a strange kind of creature that nobody really saw.It lives in bulgaria and it is spoken that it is a female.Her name is used to frighten the first year students in the PU university.Nobody saw her because she is so sizeble that can not be seen from short distance.It is rumored that a brave student once managed to take a picture at small part of her hipopotamo leg.But unfortunately you need very high monitor resolution and a very wide screen to see it without endless scrolling with the mouse.A very reputable scientist claimed that her kind originally came troughout the centures from northern europe where her forefathers the mammoths lived.Naturaly her apearance has changed during the last hundred years but her tremendous capabilities of gaining body mass are fully preserved.To keep her weight constantly she eats innocent students with a fresh salad of referats.

I am the only one who can fight with her.Please send me lots of food because I need 100 kg to enter in her category

by Warez May 14, 2005

Mikhail

The Russian kid that came out of nowhere and you are pretty sure his dad has connections to the mafia.

Mikhail usually spends time watching anime, especially Jojo's Bizzare Adventure.
Mikhail also enjoys BDSM while he rarely has sex with random Russian women, choking is among one of his favorites along with spanking and whipping.

Dude, have you seen that Mikhail kid? He just appeared out of nowhere!

I thought the new kid was already weird enough, I saw BDSM porn and spanking videos is his search history along with some gay ass anime shit, he must be a Mikhail!

Kid 1: Hey Mikhail, where is your dad?
Mikhail: ...the line at the liquor store is just really long, that's why he isn't here.,
Kid 1: lol faggot!

by MexicanBoi13 January 30, 2019

Mikhail's Law

Without personally identifying details or a detectable Russian accent, it is utterly impossible to distinguish a Trump supporter in such a way that someone won't mistake them for a Russian troll or shill.

"Russia is our friend, and Trump is a friend to Russia. Vladimir Putin is a strong, honest leader who should be respected. Putin has done nothing wrong because Putin said so!"

Is this guy a Trump supporter or a Russian shill? I can't tell. I call Mikhail's Law!

by The Wrinkled Newspaper July 21, 2018

Mihailo

A handsome but also very cute and adorable tall Serbian guy with soft brown hair, and almost hazel eyes. He is very social, intelligent and is a caring friend as well as lover. Always eager to start a smart discussion with anyone, but beware, he knows how to end them. Mihailo likes to be the life of the party and is not afraid to take on a karaoke machine and sing. As a boyfriend, he is romantic and likes to spend time with his partner by having interesting talks, going out and experiencing new things and meeting up with friends. Mihailo also knows how to make a romantic gesture by gifting a rose at a fancy night out or simply by doing/saying adorable things.

- "I heard Katarina has a new boyfriend?"
- "Yess, Mihailo, he is so cute! I heard he is very caring and it shows, she looks happy to be with him."

by Alaska_aa November 21, 2021