minnesota street sweeper

The act of using your beard to clean off your lady friends back before ejaculating on it, in effect "sweeping the street"

Bob: Ufda....So you went on a date with my sister last night....
Darrell: Don't worry, I was a total gentleman. I gave her the Minnesota Street Sweeper before I finished don't cha know....

by BeardedAsshole October 11, 2018

Minnesota Steam Roller

Much like it’s cousin, the Cleveland Steamer, the Minnesota Steam Roller is a sexual act involving two males, where one male defecates on the others chest, then rolls his wiener up and down the turd pile, shoveling and smashing the feces like a Steam roller.

Hey Randy, you are a douche bag, I think we should nickname you The Minnesota Steam Roller.

by The Minnesota Steam Roller August 23, 2022

Minnesota Slims

Nickname for a bad-ass bitch that can and will make you look like a fool at billiards. As a lady, she'll maintain her modesty and quietly lose by one shot each game - until you say or do the wrong thing, in which case you better get ready to be bombarded by "losing to a girl" jokes. And she does this all in 4" Carlos Santana Pumps and a very modern, tailored, brightly colored pea coat, just so her fashion-sense can further enhance the fact that you lost.

that "bitch" that called herself "Minnesota Slims" at the bar last night that took all your lunch money for a week

by nellie-fo-relli December 23, 2010

minnesota snow sock

the minnesota originated act of pulling the condom off after sex and slapping the shit out of your partner with the gizziful snow sock.

Did you guys hear that Preston pulled the minnesota snow sock on rachel last week?

by bignutzputz69 June 15, 2020

minnesota shrimp pond

The sexual act of jizzing in your partners belly button, and soaking your balls in such man gravy, then having your partner lick the man chowder off your balls.

My girlfriend ate my minnesota shrimp pond last night, I wont even let her breath my way now.

by madmitch612 January 17, 2011

Minnesota Stolz

Where you get a text from a random girl during 1st, 2nd, 3rd, or 4th period to meet under the stairs and receive a blowjob.

New message: hey baby wanna meet under the stairs in 5 minutes i'll give u a minnesota stolz.

by derek moren June 25, 2006

Minnesota Style Skiing

The act of spiking your cocoa and falling down the stairs. For maximum Bro points, perform backwards and make sure to slam your head on a wall located at the bottom of the staircase.

Hey Boys, Sean just went on his second Minnesota Ski run of the night, and this one was for max bro points! He really is the Bode Miller of Minnesota Style Skiing!

by Tyrown Sratchmarks on Yur Back November 7, 2012